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In Case Of Emergency, Design Star Power T-Shirt
Reader James Lillis recently sent in this Mario-themed T-shirt design. He didn’t mention where one might acquire it (or indeed, if it’s on sale at all), so we’ll just have to please ourselves with a simple look-see.
My only problem? If there is an emergency, and I’m hanging around in this shirt, someone will undoubtedly take the opportunity to punch me in the chest – as hard as they can – in a vain attempt to access star-powered goodness. I don’t know if I want to give people a reason to punch me any more than they already do.
What’s This On My Desk? Just INVINCIBILITY.
Oh, hey Sharon. Yeah, I’m looking forward to the weekend too. Oh, what’s this star? Nothing for you to worry about. Let’s just say, a man like me occasionally needs…some protection…if you catch my drift.
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