This is how Microsoft responded to GamePro when questioned about “Hard Drive Required” sticker that will now appear on some games (since we aren’t exactly sure what it means yet): Every game will work with every Xbox 360 system…But just like some games will require you to have a Memory Unit to save games, some games will require you to have a Hard Drive to experience them.
Ahh. So “save” is now synonymous with “experience”? And “hard drive” is synonymous with “Memory Unit”? Just come out and say what we’ve all seen coming since launch—we’ll need the freakin’ hard drive because it’s too irresistible to developers. (Of course, it’s the exact definition of “need” that’s in question here.)
But that’s alright, Microsoft. Let me fill you in on a little secret: I don’t care about people who were suckered into the Core. I know…it’s horrible of me. But that’s how the rich (those with an extra Benjamin floating around) are. We don’t give a shit about anyone else if it solves the issues with loading beautiful textures or any other massive content off of relatively slow DVD drives.
Just come out and say it: people who bought the Core will be screwed. Not a lot, but on a few games, they won’t get the full experience (whether that’s DLC as is true now, or it’s something bigger affecting gameplay). And then apologise, drop the price on the hard drive, side step the fact that PS3 owners can install cheaper third party storage and we’ll call it a day. Microsoft: ‘Every game will work with every 360 system’ [via destructoid]
Kotakuite Baltech sent in this snap of a sticker he found hanging about on a pole in Austria. If you were ever curious about which side of the fence those 8-bit invaders were on on the subject of sexism, now you know. I didn’t even know those little guys had a gender. Although when you shoot them all down, more just show up so they must be coming from somewhere.
For those of you that would like to make the pilgrimage to see what’s sure to be the hottest thing since the Virgin Mary appeared on a taco shell, Baltech sends along the location of this wonder which is in the city of Klagenfurt at the intersection of Perhartgasse and Dr. Hermann Gasse. And you better hurry because it looks like someone’s already trying to scratch it off.