The strippers in Bayou City’s famous Pink Pussycat club are so good at their jobs that they don’t stop at taking off their clothes. And House of the Dead: Overkill Extended Cut successfully obliterates any desire I might have had to visit a strip club ever again.
The House of the Dead Overkill – Extended Cut now in 3D and HDTV with “More Blood”, “More Gore”, “More Strippers”. Your mother won’t like it! So keep it in a brown paper bag when you pick it up for the PS3 on October 25.
Carrianne Howard wanted to design video games, so she enrolled in a course at a for-profit college. She’s ended up as a stripper.
Sir Clive Sinclair, 69 years-old, has married a former lap dancer half his age. Congrats!
Two Japanese gamers. One game. Multiple girls in skimpy clothes. And pole dancing. I’d buy that for a dollar!
Pasties past·ies pl.n. “A pair of adhesive patches used to conceal a woman’s nipples and worn principally by exotic dancers or striptease performers.”
So I was sitting outside this afternoon, enjoying a cart-bought sausage in a bun between Games Convention appointments, when this car / boat thing comes pulling round the bend, filled with hooting, whistling, scantily clad women. It was like the world’s most tawdry ice cream truck, only they gave out coupons for a local strip club instead of ice cream, and as you can see in the photo above, the kids don’t seem all that interested. The expression on the blue-shirt guy’s face is just priceless. He cares not for your booty, shaken, stirred, or otherwise. Not that most of the pics I snapped were from the back, because I simply refuse to be the guy running through the parking lot chasing a boat full of half-dressed females – mainly because it involves running. At least it wasn’t as personal as last year.
