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When I See The Blitz Coming, I Audible To A Dragon Shout
Review copies of Madden NFL 13 arrived today. EA Sports usually sends out funny premiums with its review guides, like it did with a yardage book for Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13. This year, they included a quarterback wristband — the kind you see Peyton Manning or Aaron Rodgers flipping up and staring at during a two-minute drill — to highlight the new audible commands for the Kinect-enabled version of the game.
If THQ Gets Its Way I’ll Be Dead In Five Days
THQ’s media relations folks sent me a furry hat that’s too small for my head. Now they’ve signed my death warrant.
Portal 2 Replica Turret Will Silently Protect Your Loved Ones For $300
Gaming Heads, the creators of fine Team Fortress 2 statuary, opens the valve on its new Portal 2 line with this gorgeous 16-inch turret replica, ready to fill speaking and non-speaking roles in your home security regime, depending on how much you’re willing to invest.
The Least Useless Crap I Got At E3
I travel light when I travel to E3, and I travel light when I return home. People are under the impression that it’s one ginormous swagfest for anyone fortunate enough to attend, and I do see a fair amount of those ridiculous bags you see at cons, the ones that stretch armpit to calf, stuffed with posters and freebies. But very little of what’s handed out has much value beyond a t-shirt to wear to the gym or a thumb drive to carry porn important documents when you’re working remotely.
Life-Size Portal 2 Sentry Turret Now Available
Damn society, always trying to put the safety of the many above the enjoyment of a few. That’s why we can’t have real Portal 2 turrets scattered about our homes, monitoring and usually protecting our valuables and loved ones. Thanks the amazing things retailer ThinkGeek we can now at least own an inflatable facsimile.
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