PlayStation

Teabag? How ‘Bout Roboting Over Someone’s Corpse?

SOCOM has always been a great shooter. It has also always had wonderful ways to humiliate the people to take down with headshots, shotgun blasts and pew, pew, pewing.


March 13, 2010
News

Motion-Controlled Teabagging: Why SOCOM Fans Shouldn’t Fear Move

Zipper Interactive has a lot to prove with SOCOM 4.


March 9, 2010
News

Bungie Promises Teabagging Support For Halo: Reach

In its current alpha state, the camera for Halo: Reach immediately flies back to the deceased’s respawn location, rather than lingering while his victorious assailant squats over his face. A bug fix has been submitted.


May 6, 2009
In Real Life

Marge Simpson Enjoys Her First Teabagging In Halo

The twentieth season of Matt Groening’s The Simpsons introduces the corpse-desecrating act of “teabagging” to the stalwart Simpsons fan in a not-so-subtle nod to Bungie’s Halo 3, complete with mostly accurate Xbox 360 controllers.


October 19, 2007
Uncategorized

It’s On

Sure, we might have had a bit of nastiness this afternoon. People said things they regretted, POSTED PICTURES they regretted. But nothing can stand in the way of a Halo 3 grudge match… not even the bottle of wine I polished off tonight by myself.

It’s on ladies and gentleman. Oh good God it’s on. 11 p.m. Eastern. Best of seven. Team Slayer. There will be carnage. There will be smack talk. There will be tears. And I will be livecasting it on our rig… drunk.


October 12, 2007
Uncategorized

NBA’s Arenas a Big, Fat Halo Cheater

It’s one thing to cheat at blogging, but quite another to cheat at Halo 3.

While we’re not certain Gilbert Arenas is cheating to up his in-game stats, it certainly looks that way and a whole bunch of Bungie forum-goers agree.

Look at all his games that he gets 1st place in. He joins up with a friend and has his other account quit out so he gets 1st place every time. How can this be allowed?

Checking out his stat page you can see that he does play an awful lot of Social Doubles and always ends in first place. Oh and that the lifespan of many of his “matches” is under five seconds.

Hey Arenas, I hate to break it to you, but matching and dumping just pumps up your experience, it doesn’t do a thing for your Rank. To boost that you’re going to have to actually play a game. Hit me up at Gamertag Crecente anytime so I can show you what a teabag is.

NBA player Gilbert Arenas cheating at Halo 3 [Bungie Halo 3 Forums]


Uncategorized

Wikipedia Defines “Teabagging”

For whatever reason, a discussion on teabagging cropped up in our Kotaku chat room this morning. It was work related, we promise. Anyway, in the midst of what became a lively, intellectually heated debate on proper formatting, we came across this entry from extreme teabagging resource and authority, Wikipedia: The practice of teabagging can extend not only from dipping one’s penis into the mouth of another individual, but also to placing the scrotum into someone’s eye sockets or nose, often as a punishment for their drunkenness, especially when carried out while the other person is unconscious, known colloquially as Russian goggles.

Crecente pointed out that he’d just acquired a pair Russian goggles for an upcoming trip. We bet. The entry continues: