The Dead or Alive series has always been known for one thing: boob physics. The game’s developers pride themselves on their ability to render realistic — or what they think that means — in-game breasts.
I admit it: I may well be the world’s worst ninja. My sense of timing is less than exemplary, my coordination is not always great, and sometimes I just plain lose track of what’s going on.
First shown at last month’s Comiket, this Metroid: Other M statue features heroine Samus in her Zero Suit. Here’s a better look, because this figure deserves one.
This extended look at “pre-alpha” gameplay from Dead Or Alive 5 shows that Team Ninja’s next fighting game is completely 100 per cent batshit crazy. This — the huge explosions, fireballs and mass destruction — must be the “fighting entertainment” concept they’re talking about.
You need to blame someone from Nintendo instead. Something Team Ninja is only too happy to do.
Look, if you don’t want to be on the receiving end of Ryu Hayabusa’s Dragon Sword, don’t join an anti-ninja mercenary force, “mate”. That said, it looks like even the star of Ninja Gaiden 3 is dealing with the psychological impact of spilling so much blood from katana-fodder of past Ninja Gaiden games.
