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In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: Redditaur I Choose You! Use Memequake!

Today Dorkly asks, “What if the world’s most popular websites were Pokemon?” Ash probably would have had a hard time collecting all of those gym badges with Pornotubeon at his side.

20 November 2012

In Real Life

Allow Me To Convince You How Much Of A Dog You Are

At least when you play as a video game character, that is.

9 October 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: There Is Absolutely No Reason To Reinstate XCOM

Aliens? Come on, guys. No one actually believes aliens are coming to kill all of you humans, with your multitudinous genitalia.

2 October 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: Quitting Smoking The Mortal Kombat Way

When you’ve been smoking as long as Mortal Kombat‘s resident grey ninja has been smoking, there’s really only one way to kick the habit.

25 September 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: Wrong Backpack, Banjo!

Banjo is a bear with a bird named Kazooie in his backpack. What is Banjo without Kazooie?

18 September 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: So That’s How Paperboy Got All Those Front-Page Stories

What. The fact that a low-level newspaper employee constantly made it onto the front page never bothered you? Who is writing this newspaper?

11 September 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: But What If Voltorb Doesn’t Want To Self-Destruct?

The self-destruct special move in Pokémon always made me wonder about how the creatures being ordered to kill themselves felt. Now we know.

28 August 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: Chrono Trigger’s Robo Gets The ‘Girl’

What would you do if a powerful magician could make exact doll duplicates of everyone you know? Yeah, that’s what I thought, so don’t go looking down your nose at Robo for this little indiscretion.

19 June 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: Death Comes To RollerCoaster Tycoon

Witness as the Dorkly folks bravely attempt to squeeze a little humour out of Chris Sawyer’s classic amusement park sim. You’d think it’d be easy.

12 June 2012

In Real Life

The Dorkly Weekly: What Happens After A Mortal Kombat Babality

What? You expected the mighty warriors of Mortal Kombat to just dump the baby versions of their enemies in a landfill or something? That’s not how you save Earthrealm.

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