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The Expendables 2: The Kotaku Review
The Expendables is all about elite mercenaries, intense action sequences and a lot of meat-headedness. Seems like it could be the perfect fit for a trigger-happy group of friends to virtually tear through an onslaught of enemies, no? The shooting would be rampant and fun. The characters would be amiable, muscular soldier types with a penchant for appropriately cheesy dialogue. Right?
The Greatest Dialogue Hits Of The Meat-Headed New Expendables Game
That’s the point of The Expendables, right? That they’re a bunch of meatheads from another era who are Back To Kick Some Ass?
The Expendables 2 Video Game Feels Just Like An Over-The-Top Action Movie
Remember Watchmen: The End Is Nigh? A movie tie-in game that looked improbably good for a downloadable and then wound up playing like the most uninspired crap? That experience made me sceptical about the Expendables 2 video game.
Expendables 2 Trailer Features Terry Crews Beating The Crap Out Of A Gamer
I will always love Terry Crews for playing President Comancho in Idiocracy, but seriously — if he comes ’round to my house and punches me in the face every time I die playing The Expendables 2 video game, I’ll be seriously upset!
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