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Far Cry 3 And The Stranger In A Strange Land This week in games… in can’t hope to top last week in games, given that Diablo III and Max Payne 3 were released but, you know what? It has a fairly decent crack at it, especially considering we’re in May, not November!
This week. It’s like an oasis. Not the band — not monobrows and dad rock — the actual thing. Where you are in a desert, you’re dying of hunger and thirst… then suddenly. Sustenance!
Man, it’s a quiet week. Not to say there isn’t new games, just that only one is really interesting… everyone stay calm and keep playing Fez, The Witcher 2 and Trials Evolution!
It’s been a while since we’ve done a ‘This Week In Games’, due to the lack of new titles, this week is still a little thin on the ground — but this week is quite interesting in terms of digitally distributed titles on Xbox LIVE and Steam, so I’ve decided to add these to the mix. We’ve got Trials Evolution obviously, but the Aussie developed MacGuffin’s Curse is coming out on Steam this week as well…
It’s not a huge week as far as game releases are concerned, but anything is better than last week’s Nickelodeon Dance, right? Right? *tumbleweed*
Last week was a bit rubbish. This week? Slightly less rubbish, but still a bit rubbish. My favourite word of the day? Rubbish.
Oh man, video games. There are more coming out this week. MORE. What is the world coming to?
Well everyone, it’s been a long time coming, but finally the week has come. The time is almost here. It’s hard to believe, right? After all this waiting, all the trailers, all the developer diaries, the rumours — finally The Sims 3 Showtime Katy Perry Collector’s Edition is here. And boy, am I hyped!
What? SSX is here already? BUT I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE MY MAKE-UP YET!
Ah, I thought, sipping a morning Pepsi Max, another easy day of ‘This Week In Games’ — wait a second… WHY ARE THERE HUNDREDS OF GAMES HERE! Oh, that’s right, the PS Vita is coming out this week. Alrighty then — let’s do this!
