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Stuff A Squeenix Fan's Stocking With This Kingdom Hearts Statue

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 1:20 AM on November 29, 2008

It's Riku, he's looking moppish, this is a fine statue, it'll cost you $US130. Standing 11" tall and due for release in Q2 2009, he'll look great on the shelf next to their 117 other figures/statues of floppy-haired, 17 year-old kids with giant weapons. Screens on the link.


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A Sephiroth Statue For Your Christmas (2009) Wishlist

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 10:30 PM on November 24, 2008

Due for release sometime towards the middle of next year, this 14" statue of Final Fantasy VII baddie Sephiroth should find itself a home on many an overpaid Final Fantasy fanboy's adult collectible display shelf. Could have done with a dead Aeris hanging limply from the end of his sword, but the $US150 price tag is steep enough as it is.
Screens on the link.


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Replica Gears Lancers Broken, Here's How You Fix 'Em

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 1:40 PM on November 13, 2008

Having problems making your new replica Gears of War Lancer Assault Rifle go "pew pew pew"? You're not alone. Turns out there are a ton of people whose guns are kinda busted, thanks to a manufacturing error whereby every single gun had its battery connectors wired for Asian batteries, not US or European ones. Never knew there was any difference, but hey, there you go. Seems this meant that when you pulled the trigger, your batteries weren't doing anything, and your gun, it wasn't doing anything either. Makers NECA have come up with a workaround for the problem ("a small thin metal plate, with instruction sheet"), click through for details on how to get your hands on one (as well as the full statement).

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The $US95 Odin Sphere Statue

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 10:20 PM on November 12, 2008

It may not be as high-profile as something like Diablo or Halo, but damnit if something as beautiful as Odin Sphere doesn't deserve some high-end merchandise of its own. This statue, from Japanese manufacturer Alter, is of Gwendolyn, and will be distributed by Sideshow Collectibles in the West early next year. For $US95, she's all yours.


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Halo Wars Action Figures Are Real-Time Posable

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 8:30 PM on November 11, 2008

New Halo game on the horizon? Better get McFarlane on the case, get some small, plastic action figures churned out. Oh, what's that? McFarlane's already on the case? How unexpected. These figures may have been announced in September, but today, here's your first good look at them. They're coming smaller (at 2.5") than the standard Halo figures, and in packs of three, and all colour-coded, because Halo Wars is an RTS, get it? Expect them in March 2009.


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UbiPetz Unleashed Upon Unsuspecting Consumers

Posted by Mike Fahey at 2:40 AM on November 6, 2008

Before this year's E3 back in July, we kind of, sort of, in a way predicted that Ubisoft would be releasing a line of plush animals with special game codes on them that would allow purchasers to access special items in the popular Petz series of games. Sure we got the game series wrong, but we were pretty damn close, and anyway that's not the point. The point is that UbiSoft and Commonwealth Toy have just announced the release of the first wave of these monstrosities are now hitting stores. Fear them.

"We're excited to introduce our young fans to a new way to interact with their favourite Petz games," said Andy Swanson, senior director of strategic sales & partnerships at Ubisoft. "The partnership with Commonwealth Toy provides users with a unique opportunity to play with their toys in both an online and offline environment."


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Governor Sarah Palin Is Air Milf

Posted by Mike Fahey at 4:00 AM on November 4, 2008

With the election proper only a day away, gamers' thoughts naturally turn to one thing - video games featuring Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Comedy Central has us covered with Air Milf, an action-filled shooter in which the Governor of Alaska takes out wolves from a helicopter with a high-powered rifle. The key to success lies in stringing together headshots, with the point value rising with each successful kill. While the creators earn points for the dramatic musical score, they lose said points immediately after due to not having the actual Airwolf theme.


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Oh Look, More Halo 3 Figures

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 1:40 PM on November 1, 2008

Can't tell you just how many Halo 3 figures this is from McFarlane. We've lost count. We can tell you, though, that for the first time in a long time, this is a new figure. Not a repaint, not an old figure with new weapons, it's all new. And it's a UNSC Marine, who comes with a battle rifle, a pistol and a trip mine. Should be out in March 2009, along with the other repaints/reissues in the gallery.


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Shooting Game Historica Keeps On Shootin' With Vol. 3

Posted by Michael McWhertor at 10:20 AM on November 1, 2008

Volumes one and two of Yujin's line of shooting game (shmup!) inspired capsule toys covered most of the classics: R-Type, Gradius, Fantasy Zone. Now it's time to dig a little deeper into what the plasticsmiths at Yujin call "Shooting Game Historica," with a new batch of five shooter ships getting the capsule toy treatment.


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Xenosaga Figure Is 8' Of Hair, Norgs

Posted by Luke Plunkett at 10:20 PM on October 29, 2008

Time for a Xenosaga figure. This one's android Kos-Mos, from Episode III, and she's brought to us by Sideshow Collectibles. Scheduled for release early next year, she's going for $US80, and stands just over 8" tall. Connoisseurs of Xenosaga, pointy hair and battle-ready cleavage will not be disappointed.
Hit the link to check her out.