Now there’s an easy way to pull yourself away from your Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock long enough to go see what this whole outdoors business is about, provided you’re a Verizon Wireless customer. Activision, Verizon, and Hands-On Mobile announce the immediate availability of Guitar Hero III Mobile – a Verizon exclusive. This mobile version of the game features 15 tracks from its console cousins, including “Rock You Like A Hurricane” by the Scorpions and the Red Hot Chili Peppers love ballad “Suck My Kiss”. With four different guitars and three unique venues, it’ll make going to the bathroom at work seem like your own personal rock concert, it it doesn’t already. I don’t want to know. Anyway, Verizon users with Get It Now capable phones can snag the game for $US 4.49 monthly access, or lay out the big bucks and play it forever for $US 11.99. As an AT&T Wireless subscriber, all I have to say is “poop”.