Isn’t it funny how all days have their own narrative attached? Monday, am I right guys? Urgh. Let’s all band together in our shared dislike of this terrible day of the week. Also — video game news.

Morning everyone! Time for the last news round up up of the week. What happened while you were sleeping?

Morning! It’s Thursday. Thursday is the fourth day of the week. Crazy, huh? Welcome to While You Were Sleeping!

Morning everyone, let’s cut to the chase and get this merry little round-up kicking, shall we?

Good morning. Hope you’re eating your porridge/weetbix/whatever I won’t judge. But you should eat porridge. It’s the best one. Welcome to While You Were Sleeping. We talk about news. Get ready.

Welcome to While You Were Sleeping, where we catch up on the news coming in overnight.

Morning everyone. Man am I sleepy. [Slaps own face] Get it together Mark, get it together! Welcome to While You Were Sleeping.