Wake up! Something something it’s Friday. Something something weekend. Something something video games.

Woo! I’ve just woken up properly. Thanks caffeine! How are you all this morning? Are you ready for a quick little catch up on news from overnight? Sure you are!

Alright, I’ve just about managed to drag myself out ofbed — and that means you have to wake up too! Read this video game news. Many bothans woke up to bring you this information…

Hello everyone. Another day another dollar yall. Let’s see what video game stuff went down while you were sleeping.

It’s funny how everyday has it’s own little narrative. Oh no! It’s Monday! Hurray, it’s Friday. Today is Friday everyone. Hurray! Now — video games.

I’m tired. Urgh. Never mind. There’s all this video game stuff to wake up to. What happened while you were sleeping? Read on MacDuff and ye shall find out.

Argh, I forgot my contact lenses today! I’m blind as well as tired! I guess I’ll be typing up your video game news five inches from the screen for nine hours today. Hurray!

Bloody hell, I was all snug in my bed this morning when the fire alarm in my building went off! While I was sleeping some punk kids thought it would be funny to make everyone have to stand outside in the freezing cold in their boxer shorts. Anyway, video game stuff, let’s get to it!