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In this corner, weighing in at mildly depressing, we have the astounding trailer for Dead Island. In the other corner, the awkward sexual tomfoolery of Ubisoft’s We Dare. Put them together and you might just throw up a little.
This week has undoubtedly been a week of incredible trailers. We’ve had the Dead Island trailer and then, this morning, had our very first look at the incredible new Skyrim teaser. The Wii Dare clip, however, is a teaser for all the wrong reasons. If you haven’t seen it yet, prepare to have your mind blown. PRO TIP: click on each of the ‘parental codes’ for different ‘endings’ – and then come back and check out this bizarre parody version.
You’ve bowled. You’ve gotten fit. And now you can use your Nintendo Wii console to throw a swinger’s party.
