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Not One Of This Week’s Gaming Apps Will Cut Your Throat In Your Sleep

I know you’ve been worried. You’ve been keeping your phone in that heavily-padded case in a locked lead box under your bed. Your iPad is in a safe, and not for its own protection. You’ve got handcuffs for your Nexus 7, and not the kinky kind. Well do not worry, my friends. None of this week’s gaming apps will kill you.


Your Weekend Is Going To Be Horrible. Bring Some Gaming Apps.

Look, I am really sorry you are heading into the worst weekend of your life. I’d try to warn you, tell you what sorts of people, places and things to avoid, but fate doesn’t work that way.


I’m Too Old For This Week In Gaming Apps S**t

You kids get off of my lawn! Damn, that really does feel good. I turned 40 on Wednesday, so excuse me if I didn’t play as many gaming apps this week as you young people did. These old eyes aren’t what they used to be.


Everything’s Blue In The Week In Gaming Apps

Well, almost everything. We had a good thing going, Talisman Prologue, and you had to go and completely screw things up. Great job. Don’t know why I even bother anymore.


It’s Better Down Where It’s Wetter, Take It From A Week Of Gaming Apps

Thanks to games like Fish Out of Water! and Reef Run, I’ve spent more hours underwater this week than the two months following the theatrical release of The Little Mermaid, which my then-girlfriend made me watch at least a dozen times. That music, it never goes away.


This Week In Gaming Apps Has Nothing To Do With Mass… Dammit, Shepard!

I don’t care if he does endorse Kotaku’s weekly roundup of the gaming apps we played and reviewed, there is absolutely no reason for Commander Shepard to show up in the mosaic image. No, it doesn’t that he had his own mobile game a few years back.


The Little Week In Gaming Apps That Probably Couldn’t

As I mentioned in last week’s instalment of the Week in Gaming Apps, I spent the better part of this week moving all of my stuff from one place to another place. I figured the rest of the team might step up Monday through Wednesday, which is why there are only app reviews for Thursday and Friday. I suppose they were all getting ready for PAX East, so they’re excused.


Moving Is No Excuse For Skipping This Week In Gaming Apps

I’m not even supposed to be here today, but the portable nature of mobile gaming means that even in the middle of packing everything I own and putting it in another place, I still have time to play a lot of titles. Yay.


This Week In Gaming Apps

This week: A huge week for mobile running games, ridiculously good sword-combat, strategy titles, a gorgeous 3rd person shooter with a real Painkiller vibe, and more.


Smash, Burn, Hack And Duck Your Way Through This Week In Gaming Apps

I finally caved and picked up a new full-sized iPad this week, so it stands to reason that this Week in Gaming Apps be bigger and higher resolution than the last, with a plug that doesn’t fit any other the ones that came before it.


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