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A Game That Wants To Teach Women How To Masturbate

And here I thought people were joking when they said we’re slowly turning everything into a game. Nope. Gamification has a new target, and it’s female masturbation.

8 June 2013

In Real Life

This Isn’t The Trailer For The New Smash Bros Game, But It Should Be

OK, so this “trailer” for the new Smash Bros by seinfeldspitstain is not in any way real. But who cares about that? The sheer ridiculousness of badly rendered Smash characters is worth watching anyway; it’s so silly.

5 June 2013

PC

Kanye West Swaggers His Way Into… A JRPG

I never knew how much the world needed a Japanese role-playing game starring Kanye West — not until I came across Kanye Quest 3030. Now, the trailer for the game looks rough — in the way that most RPG Maker games do.

In Real Life

A Man, Dressed In A Paper Sailor Moon Outfit, Dancing Awkwardly

Last time we checked in with Evan McIsaac, he was dancing and lip syncing to “Do My Thing” by Estelle and Janelle Monáe…all while dressed like Sailor Moon characters. Now he’s back with a number to accompany to Hi Fashion’s “Amazing”. It’s terrible. And that’s exactly what makes it amazing.

4 June 2013

In Real Life

Police Trainer Tells Cops To Quit Throwing Guns Like It’s A Video Game

Today’s cops are, apparently, throwing their guns all over the place, says a police training expert. One guy threw it behind cover before diving after it. Another guy ditched his weapon in a struggle for a rifle. These are poor decisions, says the expert, and he thinks he knows what’s behind them.

30 May 2013

In Real Life

For Sale: $2500 Video Gaming Chamber That Could Probably Kill You

Craigslist ain’t simply your one-stop source for $27 flea-infested futons, or where you celebrate a third DUI by buying a moped. No, you can find some truly bizarre shit, like this rolling deathtrap in which you may play an Xbox 360 with your knees tucked to your chest.

In Real Life

This Bizarre Asari Pizza Dance Demands Music

Why would someone make a gif of a pizza Asari dancing on top of a pizza? You ask the wrong questions, my friend. The real question should be: what music would go best with this GIF?

25 May 2013

Xbox

Normal Human Beings Likely Won’t Play The Xbox One Like This

Phil Spencer, Microsoft Game Studio’s vice president, has a relationship with games that seems kind of terrifying. VideoGamerTV recreates it here, and it may give us an early glimpse at what using the full extent of the Xbox One’s capabilities may be like.

21 May 2013

In Real Life

In An Alternate Universe, These Freakish Frankenstein Pokémon Are Real

Alex Onsager created Pokemon Fusion — a website which lets you splice together the sprites of two different Pokémon, allowing you to create a fresh, possibly horrifying combination — a few years ago. The website isn’t new. This past weekend, however, Tumblr artists took it upon themselves to create artistic renditions of their favourite fusions. The results are fantastic.

16 May 2013

In Real Life

The Fine Print On The Team Fortress Energy Drink Tumbler Is Ridiculous

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