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Yaris Yanked From Xbox Live?

7:00AM Michael McWhertor | Normally we’d object to the removal of choice when it comes to our Xbox Live Arcade games. If we want to play your crap shovelware, who are you to tell us otherwise, Microsoft? But in the case of the free-to-download XBLA “game” Yaris… well, we’ve played Yaris. Nobody should play Yaris. It’s not worth the electricity expended to keep the Xbox 360 on long enough to complete the download. More »

Yaris Free Running To Xbox Live Arcade Wednesday

6:40AM Michael McWhertor | Yaris the car is the fuel-efficient Toyota Echo replacement that’s designed for girls. Yaris the game is a free Xbox Live Arcade “advergame” that will let players drive the titular automobiles through all sorts of (eight) different tracks. How’s it look? Free! I can only assume it plays “Free!” as well, as the download doesn’t go live on Marketplace until this Wednesday. Unlike a real Yaris, the virtual version comes equipped with a scary mechanised phallus under the hood that will let you shoot giant 8-balls, bike-riding sumo, and hover toasters. Here are some ellipses to illustrate speechless-ness. … Yaris [Xbox.com] More »