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This One-Year Child Is Game Character Genius (Watch!)
4:00PM Brian Ashcraft | Here baby Melodie shows off her very extensive knowledge of game characters. So amazing. So cute. More »
Yoshi Squirts One Out
2:00AM Brian Ashcraft | And the entries keep on a-comin’! Take at look at what reader Melissa sends our way: Yoshi procreating! Here’s what’s going on: Decorate an egg (yes, an actual egg), take a pic of it with a Kotaku sign and send it to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. Commentland will vote for its favourite finalist. We’ll kick this baby off right now, wrap it up on April 4th. Here’s the loot, plus the bonus signed Fallout 3 shirt. More »Super Olympic Mascot Battle
6:30AM Mike Fahey | Now here’s a trailer almost exciting enough to draw attention away from the fact that the most anticipated team up in gaming history is ultimately just a bunch of mini-games. It’s got that great, old-timey fight music going in the background, an excellent eye-of-the-tiger moment between Tails and Yoshi, and then in the middle of all of this glorious sports goodness they slow things down to give us a really good look at Amy Rose and Peach’s bodies as they pass by in slow motion. The camera stayed focused on the Princess’s chest a bit too long for comfort, so I really couldn’t tell you how this ends, other than with me still standing on a line somewhere between must-buy and avoid at all costs. More »