Wow! What a week of updates over at the Smash Bros. Dojo!! It was so thrilling, so spectacular, so packed with mind-scrambling megatons that it might warrant a third exclamation point!!! Actually, it was dry as dust, with five business days of C-level updates dragging down the site. Outside of Pit’s fan-boner of an update, the rest is simply… *yawn* housekeeping. Here’s the Dojo Dump!Monday: The Smoke Ball item is revealed. It doesn’t do much.
Tuesday: Fire Emblem rep Ike’s special moves are shown, including the “Eruption.”
Wednesday: Kid Icarus’ re-mixed music from The Underworld is added. A bit flowery for my tastes.
Thursday: Pit’s Final Smash is a beautiful sight to behold, with the goddess Palutena and a swarm of Centurions
Friday: The Franklin Badge is revealed to be a projectile deflector! Please do not attempt to protect yourself from gunfire with your own Franklin Badges.
Damn. That Palutena is one foxy bitch. Why can’t I meet a nice green haired goddess like that?