Best part about the Konami presser today? The monkey. Second-best part was the schwag bag, which was light on crap, heavy on substance. Substance like a MGS4 fan, or a sweet bandana, or Konami juice, or a copy of Metal Gear Portable Ops Plus. Or a nice MGS4 artbook, or a Konami Skincare towel, or a Winning Eleven drink-cooler. Because in Tokyo, when drinking Konami juice, shit's gotta be kept icey cold.