It's not "weighted". Sorry. But it is as heart-warming as the source material, will no doubt provide just as much (if not more) companionship owing to its cuddlier exterior and smaller stature and, most importantly of all, will burn up real nice. Plushie Companion Cube [4Chan, thanks Kenneth!]
Soft, Cuddly Companion Cube
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Some games are so bad that you have to play them to experience it for yourself. Maybe it's not as bad as it looks. Maybe there's some nugget of goodness in there. Maybe the pure jank of it all will be fun.
In small fits and spurts, a Fortnite hacker typed out some sentence fragments over Discord. "maybe tomorrow / i get a letter / from epic games / holy fuck / paying 25k for fraud." What if, after a month of lucrative work, Epic Games shut him down with a firm letter from their lawyers? There was a pause before he added, "kek," memespeak for "lol."