We're guessing (and it's hard to be sure, what with the trailer being so subtle and all) that there's something evil. Something evil under Central Park. That's...killing birds. Lots of birds. And driving up real estate prices. Whatever "it" is, it's very evil. And mysterious. But mostly evil.
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There's no better combo than the internet and dumb stuff, and when you add streaming to the mix, naturally some people will need to be removed for their own good.