Can’t say I’ve played a Mario game where the famous Italian plumber had a hair fetish, so there’s no explaining why the guy in this costume at eGames had to put his hands through my mane – and that of everyone else’s – during his trips around the expo floor.
Didn’t stop me from getting a snapshot with the big fella. So cuddly and all.
I tell you though, getting an arm around that massive head of his almost dislocated my shoulder. And I like my shoulder.
Anyone else get assaulted? I’m sorting out the details of the police report…