Too many Rock Band stories for one day. Making me dizzy. Gonna go have a lie down. But before I do, one more. You all know that, perhaps in the rush to get the game out before Christmas, Rock Band's guitar controllers aren't exactly up to scratch. In other words, they're breaking. All the time. And in the same place, too, with the majority of affected users complaining that their downstrum wasn't working. Handily, there's a DIY fix for the problem if you can't be bothered sending your guitar back for repairs, which you can check out at the link below.
Fix Your Busted Rock Band Guitar
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Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair. This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.