Nintendo didn't send me Super Mario Galaxy yet, but they did send me this sweet patch. I have no idea what I'm supposed to sew it to, but it's pretty damn neat. Too bad I don't have a jumpsuit. This looks like a perfect item for giving away at the fund raiser next month.
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Hello all you lust-macaques of the InterTubes, and welcome to Ask Dr. NerdLove, the only dating advice column that’s the strategy guide for your open world dating sim experience.
Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair. This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.