Fine, Portal's awesome. Shooting holes in walls and jumping through them? Whatever genius came up with this innovative mechanic needs a punnet of fresh iguanas. Or a pair of box cutters.
As you can see, I'm pretty crappy at giving gifts. But I do know a good video when I see one, or two even. Watch them, and be amazed, as Portal is completed in a smoking-hot 18 minutes and 5 seconds.
Now, that's a speed run. Second clip after the jump.
Portal: Only 20 Minutes Long (video) [GGMania]