We're not kidding around. These are totally unsuitable for work. So...wait til you get home. If you're already at home, well, read on! So these brothers, bored out of their minds during the summer, decided to start creating Miis. Porno Miis. Sure, they're probably not the first to do so, but they are probably the best. And we'd say definitely the only ones to have one called "Ewok Cock". Confused? Titillated? Hit the link below. Easily offended by Nintendo-related face penetration? Don't.
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These Miis Are Not Suitable For Work
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