Girlfriend Plays Age of Conan, Wants Tiny Boobs

Girlfriend Plays Age of Conan, Wants Tiny Boobs
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My choice of classic line: “Can you actually make her have small boobs?” No, Simon’s girlfriend, it’s Conan.

GF AoC [Youtube, thanks Simon]

Comments

  • hmmm. the TF2 one was funny, but now she just sounds annoying like my girlfriend when shes playing a new game.

    “Do I go in here?”

    “Do I click that thing?”

    “How do I X”

    “Why is it Y”

    Sure its cute at first, but it gets irritating as hell when you are the one having to explain everything to them.

  • Uh-huh… at 0:49 seconds she decides to name her Black female character Jamima “after the playskool doll.” RIGHT. Playskool doesn’t have any Black doll named Jamima, she was just stereotyping Blacks. Did she make a Black man later and call him Toby? Says alot already about this moron’s racial attitudes and intellect. I don’t need to watch her BS any further.

  • @ UPSET … WTF… all she said was “i’m going to be called Jemima, like the doll from playschool”

    What the hell does that have to do with the avatar being black?

    Talk about paranoid oversensitive trolling.

  • “Uh-huh… at 0:49 seconds she decides to name her Black female character Jamima “after the playskool doll.” RIGHT. Playskool doesn’t have any Black doll named Jamima, she was just stereotyping Blacks. Did she make a Black man later and call him Toby? Says alot already about this moron’s racial attitudes and intellect. I don’t need to watch her BS any further.”

    Really… What?

  • Heh.. get over yourself. Name your caucasion mage whitennerdy, cracker-jack, your warrior redneckpig I dont care. Your heavy hitting amazon fatmomma. Its funny that people try to be so supersensitive vs black jokes when there are so many jokes about other races and groups that they are just fine with. It seems like a lot of black people love making fun of asians for example – I’ve seen so many black stand-up comedians doing the stereotype loud, squinty chinese voice with their teeth sticking out, and black people I know always find it hilarious. Now if someone did that same thing but about a black person making fun like that hey-bah kid from fat albert there’d be an outcry :b. Other popular targets are nerdy white people, fat women, and ugly people. Thats comedy.
    Why did the polish guy .. ? An irish drunkard walks into a bar… Whats the difference between a blonde and… Your momma is so fat.. Jose can you see? German/Jew/Nazi jokes , clergy jokes.. religion jokes..
    Check your self-righteous thin skin at the door, thanks.

  • @badomen and @upset

    http://shop.abc.net.au/browse/product.asp?productid=462892

    You guys sound twice as racist as she does. Everytime someone says anything about blacks they’re jumped on, it’s BS. Reverse racism is just as bad as racism. “I hate you because I assume you hate me because I’m black.” Very nice. Go hang yourself off an oak tree, no matter what color your skin is.

  • Heh.. get over yourself. Name your caucasion mage whitennerdy, cracker-jack, your warrior redneckpig I dont care. Your heavy hitting amazon fatmomma. Its funny that people try to be so supersensitive vs black jokes when there are so many jokes about other races and groups that they are just fine with. It seems like a lot of black people love making fun of asians for example – I’ve seen so many black stand-up comedians doing the stereotype loud, squinty chinese voice with their teeth sticking out, and black people I know always find it hilarious. Now if someone did that same thing but about a black person making fun like that hey-bah kid from fat albert there’d be an outcry :b. Other popular targets are nerdy white people, fat women, and ugly people. Thats comedy.
    Why did the polish guy .. ? An irish drunkard walks into a bar… Whats the difference between a blonde and… Your momma is so fat.. Jose can you see? German/Jew/Nazi jokes , clergy jokes.. religion jokes..
    Check your self-righteous thin skin at the door, thanks.

  • @Upset.

    Mate, you’re probably too little to remember, but Playschool *did* have a black doll called Jemima, in an effort to show multiculturism to children.
    It’s not there anymore because of complaints from jumped up twats like you, who see racial innuendo everywhere, which (to quote you) says a lot about your racial attitude and intellect.
    Go be permanently outraged elsewhere, moron.

  • Call me cynical, but it sounds as though the commentator is blatantly playing to every negative “girl gamer” stereotype.

    Too irritating to be amusing, I’m afraid.

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