Competition: Gears 2 Packs For Most Creative Gearheads
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119 responses to “Competition: Gears 2 Packs For Most Creative Gearheads”
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Thomas
It would probably have to be some kind of lightning bolt gun that can also shoots shurikens.
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Benny
Lancer + Flame Thrower + Marshmallow Blow Gun = because nothing’s funnier than horde who are trying to be scary, but are covered in marshmallow.
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Deanocity
Easy! Lightsaber and the Plasma Rifle from Doom 2 both lightweight and would (probably) use the same form of energy.
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Funky J
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I’d combine a shotgun with hockey pucks.Imagine thousands of hockey pucks flying out in a shot pattern… ouch!
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PaNthR
Can’t go past the trusty COG Launcher! Collect the cogs from your dead friends and fire them at enemies for VENGEANCE!
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James C
I’d combine a grappling hook with a combat shotgun, using the hook to bring enemies in close then using the shotgun to finish them off.
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Parabol
The badger in a harness from Postal 3 with the stake gun from Pain Killer. Nail your enemy to wall, then maul them!
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Rob_Jedi
It’s hard to top a chainsaw bayonet, how bought a lightsaber on the front of a homing rocket. It slices, dices and blows up.
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Tony_1
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer? “
I’d combine the BFG gun from DOOM with the portal gun from Portal, would make for interesting violence.
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Andrew Braithwaite
I’d combine a high powered rifle with a hungry crocodile. Perfect combination of long range and short range fire (teeth) power.
If you don’t believe a crocodile is a weapon you haven’t seen the cinematic genius that is Lake Placid.
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Edward
A torque bow powered mini gun would top the lancer. Horde mode would become almost too easy as you spray wave after wave with arrows.
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AJ
I’d combine a thermonuclear ballistic missile and whippersnapper, that way the missile won’t get, like, tangled in crabgrass and pussywillows while delivering its deadly payload.
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Zane
An agent orange dispenser and nicotine coated bullets so they’ll have to come back for more.
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Matt
Mini spoon egg catapult and a confetti throwing party popper. Down a Locust, splatter with egg then dazzle him with confetti, to brighten his day!
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Andrew
Load up the Turducken! (google it)
The chicken can fire laid eggs, the duck can peck, the turkey can blast through bushes. -
Duncan
I’d resurrect Steve Erwin but with chainsaw hands. He’d jump right into those locusts leaving them unsure what to fear more: Chainsaws or Steve Erwin?
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singo the dingo
Regular shotgun with an attack-dog attached and when the dogs bark, they shoot bees out of their mouths
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Clinton
Goldeneyes RCP-90 (so much fun!) for nostalgia, coupled with Unreal Tournaments Rippers.
A bright orange machine gun that fires razor blades!
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Tony
Some sort of oversized blow dart type tube launching the banana bomb from Worms.
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Jason
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
Cans of Cherry Coke and an appropriately modified Shotgun. The Locust loathes Cherry Coke as much as I. It’ll send them packing. Boom, mankind wins.
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Cadman
Boomerang-flamethrower “Boomer” – as it flies it can either drop napalm as it goes or utilise it’s flames and become spinning, flamey death.
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Brian Ward
Grenade launcher that shoots Glitter Glue; the locusts won’t risk being seen after they’re shining like they’ve just been in the Mardi Gras.
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Tom Lim
Rottweiler launcher (barking through the air) with a pneumatic drill. Why cub stomp when you can bash a guys head repeatedly.
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Namarrgon
Duct-tape a Hammer of Dawn orbital cannon to a Portal Gun & fire it anywhere – perfect for a fried Locust snack, even when you’re underground!
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mattyb83
Do they have to be real weapons or imaginary ones?
The orgasmorator combined with a microwave gun from Duke3D, give them and orgasm and watch them explode.
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Travis Young
I would combine He-Man’s Sword of Power with Tom Selleck’s
mustache to forge the manliest weapon of all time. -
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philomglol
The two single greatest guns of all time, the ZF-1 from Fifth Element and the Microwave/Flame-thrower gun from Beverly Hills Cop 3.
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Travis
I would combine the Supersoaker CPS 3000 with the ammunition of post operation liposuction fat. Things can and will get messy!
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Franga
Shock Rifle from Unreal Tournament GOTY and Heavy’s Sasha. That much spam will get rid of any nearby locust for sure. Melee? Bash with it.
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doubleDizz
I would combine a Police Taser with Homer Simpson’s Makeup Gun, thus leaving a trail of electrified, cross-dressing horde in my wake.
=)
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Juan
Easy mix the boomshot and the longshot so everytime you hit a locust in his noggin you can appropriately shout out ‘BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!’
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Brent
Lightsabre with a built in Little Cricket from Men in Black. Now thats a more civilized weapon.
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Stuart
A flamethrower/incendiary device that uses Imulsion as fuel, with a melee attachment of a large blade… think of the gore!
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Mark Bacci
Homing Missile/Projectile Launcher. The projectile can rebound off 1 or 2 surfaces before an electro magnet attaches it to a hiding enemy’s armour/weapon, then launch the homing missile targeting the projectile.. no more camping enemies.
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Travis
I would combine a minigun with the cerebral bore of Turok to produce a mass firing cerebral bore machine. I hope your wearing a helmet!
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Travis
I would combine a longstaff with a hydraulic powered hole puncher attached to the end to give those melee strikes some extra “oomph”
🙂
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Andrew Cathie
The BFG from Doom and the Cow Launcher from Southpark 64 to create a BIG FUCKING COW LAUNCHER or BFCL for short.
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Kermi
Part 1: a high pressure water gun filled with sugar water.
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the o.Welles
If MacGyver is anyone to go by, a paper clip and a rubber band is more than enough to top the Lancer.
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LordLeckie
Easy, the Fatboy of Fallout 3 and the Ant-Lion attractor from Half Life 2, make your enemies explode tons of Antlions!
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2jest
A picture of Amy Winehouse. Instinct to plant their locust seed in one of their own. They’ll be throwing themselves on your Lancer in ecstasy.
Reference – http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/amy_winehouse_nominated_for_si.php
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Lightinfantry
The Cole-gun: Essentially a catapult but instead of rocks or cats it fires the rappin, smack-talkin Cole train. Upgrades include giving him a megaphone.
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paulus
“What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
A trebuchet and 200 mouse traps. Chainsaws may cut and bullets penetrate, but a clattering storm of mouse traps would be both painful AND humiliating.
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Lance
Kyle Sandilands and a Megaphone. No man would survive, as their ears would melt and their brains explode.
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Sethkore
guns that shoots hugs and one shoots kisses. i dont think the cog have tried being friends with the locust. Locust need loving Too!
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Mel
Top the Lancer? Is that possible? But there’s nothing more badass than the Lance, you’re telling porkies!
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CloneTrooper
The Rock-It Launcher and Plasma Rifle. Everyone likes piles of Green Goo, and when you run out of ammo…you just pick up whatever is laying around!
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James C
My weapon to top the lancer would be a whipper-snipper combined with a jellyfish. I call it the man-o-whip; it’s a stingy cyclone!
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Anthony
By combining the Devastator which is high powered assault machine gun firing gas Propelled bullets with a mortine launcher as that stuff kills anything.
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Poo
Keep the lancer – just improve the variety… Use the mortar, but have it loaded with ice cream that coats the locust horde stopping them in their tracks so you can carve them into edible snow men with your lancer… Then bite their heads off… and eat them… then poop their heads out all over… ummm… OK, that might be enough.
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Tim
Come on guys. It would have to be the Railgun from Quake II combined with the Green goblin’s “razor-bat blades” from Spiderman/2. Now that’s scary…
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Brutal Ed
I’d combine barack obama and the game’s script. he’d go and change everything, thereby eliminating the locust horde AND the economic crisis
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con
Entry:
Combine a high pressure urine cutter with an under barrel dog poo on stick attachment for close combat.
War is messy.
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Minhaj Hossain
I’d combine the top Lancer with a handy quiet chainsaw that enables a target system, which is able to chop a specific part of body.
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Ed
The cerebral bore from Turok… and Leisure Suit Larry’s meaty bits.
Now Marcus can really drill the ladies…
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Forsak3n
Attach an oven to the Lancer, so when the enemy is craved up, the heart can be pulled out and cooked to a crisp, to be eaten.
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john robertson
i’d attach a laser net, you target and shoot a net from a launcher which pins and dices enemies.
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stu
The Dogs! or the Bees! or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You!
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Darren Taing
I’d have a chocolate sauce dispenser and an Oompa Loompa launcher…THAT’S RIGHT those Oompa’s will tear at your eyes for chocolate sauce 😛
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Dousatsu
Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
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Plabert
If MGS has taught us anything, it’s that all species, including Locusts, have a weak spot for dirty mags! Lancer + reloadable mazagines (pun definitely intended).
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Big_Kev
Dude Huge Pheromone launcher and guitar. Fires vials of Bleszinski’s sweat, attracts fanboys screaming with ideas for Gears sequel. Shredding assists blowing minds.
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Marcus
A mobile mincer that sucks your opponent in, minces them up on-the-fly and then spits the pieces out at everyone else. Nasty.
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Marcus
Or an electron microscope coupled with a little explosive shooter that shoots tiny bombs (continously) that clip on people’s skin and explode.
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Chris Hayward
Well, since the Lancer is a gun with a chainsaw attached to it; the only thing that could be possibly better is a chainsaw with a gun attached to it. Nothing fancy, just a shotgun or something.
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Arend
I think the lightsaber chainsaw from the deadspace downfall movie would kick some major arse; Wooom, woooooom, TIMBER! Gah my arm!
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Genezilla
A pistol attachment that shoots out a cartoon flag with a picture of Michael Jackson, mounted onto a super soaker that squirts Jesus Juice.
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Styx
An electrity gun, combined with a harpoon gun which with electrity coursing down the steel wire frys, melts and explodes Locusts from the inside out.
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Twopants
How about combining a flamethrower with an acid-filled super-soaker.
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mickeychelle
B-29 air-support deploying swarms of genetically-modified (insect) locusts that eat flesh. _Locust Horde_ Flesh.
Oh the poetic justice *tear*
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Andrew
A .357 Magnum which fires red hot steel nun-chucks. It shall be called the Gun-Chucker. Optional upgrade adds a laser sight.
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Daro
Wiimote + Wii Sports, then you can impale Locust with Wiimote, whilst playing Wii Tennis. Promptly responding, whoops the strap broke.
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Qness
a two part Rube Goldberg device that combines an underwater goat (with a snorkel and flippers) with a 16th centurary french monarch.
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Liam
The pinnacle of man-made violence…The RPC, A Rocket Propelled Chainsaw. Sit back and shred your enemies from the safety of a grassy knoll.
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Ben Jones
I would combine a cream cheese thrower (similar to a flame thrower) with a vole launcher, spread your enemy in cream cheese and watch the tiny viscous little voles tear them apart =)
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Chris
Dirty Harrys 44 magnum with MacGyvers swiss army knife attached. Theres nothing you cant do with that combo.
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Capn Birdseye
Just tape a laser pointer to a nail file.
According to Sydney airport security, they are the deadliest weapons on earth.
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Eggy
A paralysis gun with a Monkey Magic staff bayonett. You’d be able to freeze charging baddies, then use the extending properties of the Monkey Magic’s staff to smash them away.
It would be irrepressible!
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Eggy
a paralysis gun with a Monkey Magic staff bayonett. You’d be able to freeze charging enemies, then extended the staff to smack them for six.
It would be irrepressible!
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Aaron
I would combine the hammer of dawn from Gears and the Fat man from Fallout 3.
THAT WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!
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Jules
Gravity Gun + Flame Thrower. Grab! Ignite! Launch! Fire globs of unlit fuel to setup traps or ignite enemies. Unleash your Inner Pyromaniac!
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Jimmy B0bby
“The Far-go” A Cattle-gun/wood chipper that uses dead enemies and fires bones and gore at the locust. Inspired by the Coen Brothers…
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Brutal Ed
alright you keep the lancer but instead of a chainsaw I’d use a razor sharp sheet of A4 paper as a bayonet
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Cameron
Well any perfectly sane person would assume that the 15 inch black rubber dildo from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, mixed along with the Rock-it-Launcher from Fallout 3 would create the ultimate weapon of doom! Or pleasure, depending what way you swing I guess.
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Nicholas Anagnostou
A shotgun with a lance beneath the barrel the shoots forwards like porcupines spikes. It would have enough force to break armour.
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Sirxer
A gun that fires Ninjas armed with lightsabres, none of that weak jedi morals crap or the Sith S/M bs. Ninjas are much more realistic
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Thuddles
Shotgun-Battleaxe! With such a precise combination, the shotgun’s normally slow-reloads are quenched instantly by the crunch of your axe into the clavicle of a foe.
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Kashkin
Remote mine + Companion Cube. Who could resist such a perfect hexahedron? That beautiful block of lov- BOOM!!
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CloneTrooper
The Duct-Taped Creation of Ripley: FlameThrower/Pulse Rifle. Made her even more Badass than she already was…
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Anthrox
Zorg’s ZF-1 gun from The Fifth Element with Gears of War 2 Lancer and call it Zorg ZF-Gears Edition
link to ZF-1
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George Condoleon
I would create a gun I call the Immasculinator, this gun steals the masculinity of the subject, reverting him to a feeble shadow of his former self. Attatched the the gun is a glitter gun. To crush any hope of his masculinity returning.
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Charles
A giant rocket launcher capable of launch e-wastes. Unlimited ammo, solve environmental problem and kill them with heavy metal poisoning.
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Cloister
Grenades tied to a REALLY long stick! Experience the joys of literally poking your enemies to death! … Also available for children’s parties.
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Harley Dungey
Shotgun knuckle dusters,hell yeah.
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Bec
Machine gun flail,for when you absolutely need to kill every mother in the room,and don’t mind some bullets in the thigh.
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Matt Key
Easy, a fork and a spoon, that way you could eat all types of food with just the one piece of cutlery, you could call it a spork!
…what was this competition about again?
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