Noel Gallagher Once Again Talks Arse Goblin Humping

Noel Gallagher Once Again Talks Arse Goblin Humping

Previously, Noel Gallagher said Guitar Hero was better “than somebody getting their fucking head chopped off with a samurai sword while getting fucked by a goblin up the arse with a laser.” Eloquent!

In an interview this year with Total Guitar magazine, the elder Gallagher brother echoed similar sentiments, stating, “It’s better than two goblins trying to fuck a donkey up the arse with a laser beam.” Though, that game does sound interesting.

The Oasis songwriter does concede that Guitar Hero is a "good thing" for getting people into music, but points out that playing guitar and playing a video game version of a guitar are mutually exclusive.

"When I meet kids I always say to them playing a guitar is not a fucking videogame, there is no level to get to. You'll never master it and you'll never complete the game."

Oh how we all look forward to Noel Gallagher's 2010 goblin arse humping quote.

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