While you're enjoying a pastry or three with your morning coffee, here's the top five stories you may have missed over the weekend.
Epic Explain Gears Meltdown
Mark Rein gets down on his knees.
Mario Explains Relationships For Us
Perhaps it's for the best that the princess is in another castle.
Twenty Minutes With Batman: Arkham Asylum
Hands-on impressions with the Batman game that - thankfully - wasn't canned.
Meet The Lost and Damned's Johnny Klebitz
Another stylish trailer for the imminent GTA IV add-on.
Activision Boss Confirms Existence of DJ Hero
Bobby Kotick leaks the industry's leakiest leak once again.