GameStop's 'How To Talk To Women And Shill Wii Non-Games' Training

Talking to women may not be your typical GameStop employee's strong point. GameStop corporate realises this. That's why they've put together this helpful instructional video for their "Sharpen The Mind, Shape The Body" promotion.

Poor GameStop staffers were subjected to "Understanding And Selling To Our Expanded Audience" in advance of the "Sharpen The Mind, Shape The Body" campaign—which has since expired—the sales effort that would give buyers of Wii Fit or My Fitness Coach a free subscription to Cosmo or Good Housekeeping.

That way, they can unlock the secret of the male G spot in between bouts of getting fit with Jillian Michael's Fitness Ultimatum. The video helps GameStop employees to understand the fairer sex in terms that anyone can understand: hunter, gatherer, and hopelessly confused mom.

Pity the GameStop employees who had to suffer through nine minutes of mandatory corporate training with sloppy British accents. Actually, go beyond pitying them—give 'em a hearty, extended hug. It appears they've been through a lot.

Thanks to Bubba for the tip!


Comments

    Oh.My.God... I had to stop at the part where "Alex" approached the "Deer in Headlights" and started sounding like a Peanuts cartoon...

    Wow. Speaking of condescending behavior...

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