WIN! Monolith-Signed F.E.A.R. 2 Xbox 360 Pack

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Here you can see some crazed Darlinghurst local trying to steal the F.E.A.R. 2 prize packs from us. But it's okay, we fought her off and they're now safely stored away, just waiting for four enterprising Kotaku readers to claim them. Could that be you? Read on.

We're giving away one F.E.A.R. 2 pack per day for the next four days. Each pack contains:
* A copy of F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin for Xbox 360, personally signed by the developers at Monolith
* A F.E.A.R. 2 t-shirt
* A F.E.A.R. 2 Field Guide
* A F.E.A.R. 2 double-sided poster

Now, to be in the running to win, we want you to come up with a videogame-related phobia. For example, you might write "Alma-phobia: a fear of spooky little girls in red dresses". Of course, if you actually wrote that, you'd not only be ripping me off, you'd also have no chance of winning because it isn't very funny. So, be funny! Be clever! Be original!

Leave your fictional games-related phobia in the comments below - and make sure you leave your real email address in the relevant field so we can contact you. We'll be choosing one winner each day, so if you don't win today you can try again tomorrow. You're welcome to enter multiple times, but not with the same phobia. Remember, it must be related to games - any game, not just F.E.A.R. 2. Good luck!

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    Goombaphobia: Fear of being crushed by hirsute Italian men.

    A fear of Tony Hawk games

    Finitophobia: the absolute terror you feel when realising you're on the last level and there's just no way you can extend the game....

    CrAcrophobia: Extreme fear of heights and stomach churning vertigo induced whilst levelling up powers and jumping from rooftops in Crackdown.

    mmophoibia: a fear of interacting with others only over the internet.

    Hall o phobia: fear of poorly lit hallways

    Dolphin-Phobia: a fear of those menace to society dolphins with laser beams on there heads in Red Alert 3!

    Checkpointophobia - fear of unnecessary level repetition, just because you Might have looked away from the computer for a moment and got minced in the meantime... (looking at YOU, Dead Space...)


    Fear of discovering that the girl in your guild who you have been chatting up for the past 2 months is packing some extra fruit and veg in her pants.

    Teabagophobia : the fear of awful kill/death ratio and humiliation if you resort to visiting the bathroom mid-round, often resulting in permanent bladder damage (but an awesome rank).

    Treatment: Girlfriend. ;-)

    Goombaphobia - The fear of anthropomorphic toadstools sidling malevolently back and forth across your path.

    Uwebollophobia: The fear that your favourite title may just be raped and murdered (though not necessarily in that order) by a German idiot.

    "Kleptomanic OCD" A deep seated desire to find and take anything of remote value in a game in case of future need only to never ever use the huge stockpile of weapons/armour/spells they have in case they need it later.

    Wetsocksophobia : fear of digital Tinea resulting in avatar death after deadly paddling pools (ie Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Assassins Creed etc, etc).

    Kids Alive - Do the Five! (learn to swim classes

    Texaco-Mobilphobia : the fear of red barrels.

    A couple here:
    Goldaphobia - the fear of not being able to download the latest demo and being ostracised because you're only "Silver"

    Homerphobia - An irrational reaction to the sight of the latest Simpsons monstrosity

    Clipophobia - The fear of having your arm melt through the side of a solid brick wall, and not come out again, causing reload

    Emophobia - The fear that if you play too many JRPG's, you might wake up with outrageous hair and a tendancy to be mugged in the street by unseen monsters

    Wiiphobia - Fear of the rise of the 'casual gamer'.

    Tridiscoredophobia - Fear of three red lights forming a red ring of death on your games console.

    XBOX Live Shame phobia- The fear that fellow gamers are judging you because your recent played games list includes the likes of "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" and "Disney Sing It"

    Escortophobia: the palpable tension and frustration that builds when required to escort an NPC through generally-difficult situations.

    Yoko-phobia : fear of having to be the 'brave guy' who puts the first slug into the L4D witch and gets her undivided attention...

    Cave-phobia: That cave in Harvest Moon for SNES freaked me out. Yes, it was Harvest Moon, but I didn't know what was in there the first time I played it. I bring an axe on all of my subsequent trips now.

    Grindophobia: the fear of needing to plod through repetitive tasks to attain a rank or level necessary to remotely enjoy a title.

    Discountophobia : fear of EB games' next sale being days after you blow close to $RRP on the latest game

    Ewok-phobia: I was afraid that while i was conquering the universe for the empire in Star Wars Battlefront, that i would be punched down below by one of the Ewok Locals.

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