Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?

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Xbox Australia is holding a sneak preview of the upcoming 360-exclusive real-time strategy game, Halo Wars, at their Sydney HQ next week. They want to invite five Kotaku readers to come along and be among the first in the country to sample the full game. Not only that, but you'll have the opportunity to share your thoughts on the game via a post on this very blog. Could that be you?

Update: Winners have been selected.

All you need to do is come up with a Halo-themed "Knock-knock" joke - with the winners being the five that make me wince the least chuckle the most. Simply write it in the comments below (make sure you supply your email address in the correct field) or email it directly to us. But you only have 24 hours to enter! The winners will be drawn on Friday morning.

You must be over 18 to enter and attend, and you'll need to be able to make your own way out to Xbox Australia's office in north-western Sydney. When is it again? Thursday, February 12, from 3pm - 5pm. Full details will be supplied to the winners once they're announced tomorrow morning.

Halo Wars [Official site]


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    RED VS BLUE HALO KNOCK KNOCK
    KNOCK, KNOCK
    WHOS THERE?
    SHEILA!
    SHEILA WHO?
    SHEILA, WHO HAS 6 PEDELS AND ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS

    Flood: Knock, Knock
    MC: Who's There?
    Flood: *shots fired through the door*

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Suicidal Grunt
    Suicidal Grunt wh..?
    BANG!

    "Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?"

    How about never?

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock

    Wow. I could not be less impressed so far. Try harder guys.

    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Halo."
    "Hello yourself. Now get off my porch."

    I Hope i wasn't included in that david :( here is another one

    Knock knock
    whos there?
    Tetley!
    Tetley who
    Tetley teabagin' my way to victory

    "knock knock"
    "who's there?"
    "halo 2's ending"
    "halo 2's ending who?"
    "..."

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Wort Wort
    Wort Wort Who?
    No WORT WORT WORT

    - Knock Knock
    - Who's There?
    - Cortana.
    - Cortana Who?
    - ... Just Cortana

    Or

    - Knock Knock
    - This is Halo, who's there?
    - Hey! I'm Halo too!
    - Sucked in!

    Sorry, I'm ineligible, Couldn't get there if i tried. Just in it to win.

    - Knock Knock
    - Who's There?
    - Whats the password
    - Rifle ?
    - Rifle who?
    - Stop Rifling in my Business

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    ...
    Just a sec...
    Just a sec who?
    Just a sec!!!
    Just a sec who?!
    Just a sec omgosh you made me lost my killing streak!

    Chief: Knock Knock
    Grunt: Who's there?
    Chief: Boo.
    Grunt: Boo who?
    Chief: Exactly ~ Melee smack~

    --
    Marine1: Knock Knock
    Marine2: Who's there?
    Marine1: I forgot
    Marine2: Yeah, but whats the rest of the password?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcaCCmTt1Q

    Knock, knock.
    >Who's there?
    Tank
    >Tank Who?
    Tank me to your covenant leader so I may run over him with my M808B Main Battle Tank.

    Who ever said Master Chief didn't have a sense of humour? ;-)

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Brute shot

    Brute shot who?

    Brute shot you!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sargeant Johnson
    OMG! I thought you were dead?!!

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Sticky'd
    Sticky'd who??
    Sticky'd you with a plasma grenade while you were answering my question!

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Beep, beep!
    Beep, beep, who?
    Beep, beep!
    Beep, beep, who?
    Voooom...
    Voom?
    Oh, sorry... My shields were recharging
    *pow*

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Abiter
    Arbiter, who?
    Arrr-bit-her-in-the-ass!

    So it's purple things vs. green things?

    how interesting.

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?

    John.

    John who?

    ...I'm not sure. Just call me Master Chief.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Shotty snipers

    Thy_dungeonman has left the game.

    knock knock

    who's there?

    odball

    odball who?

    Whes mah skull?

    Knock Knock.
    Who's There?
    John.
    John who?
    John the UNSC!

    *rimshot* Well, there are TWO Halo references in there :P

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