That Prince of Persia Is One Sexy Beast

New photos have surfaced from the set of the upcoming Prince of Persia movie, with more than enough shirtless, slightly hairy Jake Gyllenhaal for everybody.

There's not much I can say about these two new shots of Jake as Prince Dastan without getting me in trouble with one or more different factions of our readership, other than to say that the last time my body hair was that short I was twelve, and that lasted for all of a month. I'm guessing they have a whole team of manscapers on hand to ensure the prince maintains his sex appeal while still sporting the bare minimum of body hair required for him to still be Persian.

Dammit, did I just piss off the Persians? That was not my intention. Your body hair is as soft and silky as the kittens that are your namesake.

I should probably just stop. Here are the pictures.


    Uhhhhhh, oh my god. D: *drool*

    Oh come on! I've got more hair on my balls, than this guy has on his upper body. Barring the head of course. I can't compete with that. :)

    Still, it's good to see a lead actor without a bald bodied boyish metrosexual appearance. Here's hoping to a resurgence of real manliness.

    its great to see the return of the actual masculine body and all (thats right ladies, thats what MEN look like) but are his eyes right in the second picture?

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