Morning, kids. Who's up for some top stories from overnight?
Konami Picks Up Saw, Releases First Screens
Ugh, I cannot imagine how this could possibly end well.
All That Jazz: Video Game Musicals
You had no idea there'd been so many of them, did you? Well, I didn't.
Which Would You Prefer: New Games Or Sex?
You can't say we never report on the big issues here at Kotaku.
The Anatomy Of A Sackboy
Eww, there's something really disturbing about these pics.
Katamari Makes Thrift Store Paintings Better
Next up, a painting of the Prince playing pool with those dogs.