This is iBuypower's LAN Warrior. It's designed as the ultimate LAN party PC, with gaming-heavy specs, a rugged carry-strap and a durable exterior casing... wait, are people gaming in war zones now?
At a real LAN party, worst-case scenario, your PC might get its paint scratched. Or get some Cheeto dust on it.
But, just in case you're not your average LAN party-goer - and are instead an international man of mystery (throwing your gear in the back of African trucks, jumping out of planes over Bolivia, etc) - then the LAN Warrior might actually be for you.
Specs are customisable according to taste and budget, but the real draw is the massive, all-aluminium casing, strap, harness and security locks, which will "deter theft at LAN parties". Sadly, it won't deter ninjas or midgets with razor-sharp hats, but if you're the type of person to need the LAN Warrior, you'll be the type to be able to handle that stuff on your own.