Actually, you can have it, if you're willing to get into a bidding war. Right now this custom construction of Madworld's Jack Cayman is bid up to US$61 on eBay. But lookin's free.
As described by the creator (ebooze on DeviantART)
He stands 6 and three quarter inches tall [and]comes with three attachments held in place with rare earth magnets. The attachments are different chainsaw blades, one large with blood spatter another small blade without blood, and one without the saw extended.
Yes, but does it come on a mint-condition card backing inside a non-creased, non-yellowed blister? Well? WELL?!