Regular chess not moustachioed enough for you? We'd think that USAopoly's Super Mario Chess—totally Nintendo authorised, by the way—will fit the bill. It features no less than two moustaches!
Toy retailer Entertainment Earth is now accepting pre-orders for the "Collector's Edition" chess board, which is dripping with Mushroom Kingdom characters. The "most popular" Super Mario characters, we're told, including the ultra-popular Coin. They're the pawns, not the more appropriate-as-pawn Toad.
And no Wario? Pfft!