What kind of master spy leaks Valve's Meet the Spy video onto the internet in the middle of the night? The same kind that has sexual relations with the Scout's mum.
This is exactly what happens when you'[re all sneaky. Someone goes and sneaks right back, uploading your introduction video all over the internet. Perhaps this is payback for the Spy taking over the Team Fortress 2 Sniper update halfway though? Either way, the video does feature the best line appearing in anything, ever.
"So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
Now of course whether or not this is Valve's official video remains to be seen, but it definitely is *a* Meet the Spy video, so we can leave the rumour tag off of this one. Some reports have the video popping up on Valve's official YouTube page, only to be quickly taken down. I've popped off an email to them, but seeing as it is the weekend I'm doubting we'll get a response anytime soon.
If it is official, I'd say this is definitely the best of the bunch so far. The Medic and the Pyro have their work cut out for them, and don't think simply revealing the firestarter is a woman is going to cut the mustard.
Now, if she was the Scout's mum...
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