Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss

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Know: The brackets and capitalised words have been added by us. The email was original sent in Japanese and English where noted.

from SOME DUDE to kotaku subject [in English]Please send to Yoichi wada!!! Onegaiii i need your help please.

[in broken Japanese]I name SOME DUDE livelihood in SOME COUNTRY my dream grape to be successful. But second daughter ticket forearm. You are able to be built?

I apologise armory's Japanese don't understand.

[in English]it can be translated to SOME DUDE'S LANGUAGE

I await response.

[in Japanese]Thank you vory mach.


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