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from SOME DUDE to kotaku subject [in English]Please send to Yoichi wada!!! Onegaiii i need your help please.
[in broken Japanese]I name SOME DUDE livelihood in SOME COUNTRY my dream grape to be successful. But second daughter ticket forearm. You are able to be built?
I apologise armory's Japanese don't understand.
[in English]it can be translated to SOME DUDE'S LANGUAGE
I await response.
[in Japanese]Thank you vory mach.