Call Of Dookie: Modern Walmart

Something about this story is a little too perfect. But let's take it at face value. This guy went into a Walmart customer bathroom and found the commode bowl filled with Call of Duty.

Writes blogger Kevin Gannon:

I was looking at the guns and huge knives while Carlos was in the bathroom. He came out and told me I had to see something. I went in and I'm glad I did. What I saw was hilarious. In the toilet of the handicapped stall was a collection of dated (I really mean dated) "Call of Duty" games. PS2, mostly. Who would do such a thing? Well, a thief obviously who didn't want to trigger an alarm.

I dunno, what's the big deal here? So Activision shit out some sequels, how is that news?

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    If you don't know what the big deal is, and how it's news, why put it up and *make* it news?

    Also your tense in the final line is wrong, it should be 'shat'.

      I rarely lol (literally) with reader comments. Well done sir.

    Doesn't have to be news because Kotaku is a blog.

      Haha burn?!

      His source is also a blog, so calling it news in the first place is incogruous with claiming it isn't news if posted on Kotaku.

      Consistency, please.

    yes burn. and the word 'shit' can be used as a verb so his use is correct

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