WIN! Overlord II 360/PS3 Plus Your Own Minions

WIN! Overlord II 360/PS3 Plus Your Own Minions

Today – and every day this week – we’ll be giving away two copies of Overlord II, the very cheeky new evil ’em up from Codemasters. Find out how to win after the jump.

There’s a lot of games nowadays that ask you if you’re Good or if you’re Evil, if you want to pet the puppy or kick the puppy. Overlord II isn’t that kind of game.

In Overlord II you either bite the puppy’s head off or you order one of your minion’s to do it for you. Then you bite your minion’s head off.

Overlord II is all about being evil. Which is why you’re so keen to enter this giveaway.

Today we’ve got one copy of Overlord II for Xbox 360 and one copy of Overlord II for PS3 to give away. Plus, both winners will each score a set of four Overlord minion figurines.

To be in the running we want you to be as cheeky as those minions. You need to write a limerick all about your Overlording exploits designed to get us cackling with wickedness.

For the pedants out there, Wiki says “The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth having eight or nine syllables and rhyming with one another, and the third and fourth having five or six and rhyming separately.” Consider it a guide.

Leave your limerick in the comments below. One entry per person per day is allowed. If you leave multiple entries, only the first limerick will be considered during that days draw.

UPDATE: And please state which console you’d like!

UPDATE #2: This competition is now closed.

Good luck!

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Comments

  • There once was a brute Overlord,
    Who impaled Villagers on his sword.
    With his minions at hand,
    He yelled the command,
    “Destroy them!” but he was ignored.

  • There once was a goblin named Peter,
    Who met an old woman named Rita,
    He pushed her down quickly,
    Then proceeded to eat her,
    and proclaimed that he needed some sweetener.

  • Here’s a Minion limerick for ya;

    Though evil deeds we dare not shirk,
    being bad is not all hard work,
    we club seals in bunches,
    and PETA can’t touch us,
    it’s so damn fun being a jerk!

    email: [email protected]
    Console: xbox360

  • There once lived an evil overlord,
    Who had minions and a very sharp sword,
    He rampaged with a roar,
    was popular with the whores,
    and never seemed to get bored.

    ps3 version if i win please =D

  • He’s the leader of all you can see,
    but his Ding Dong does burn when he pees.
    He destoys the best,
    and sleeps with the rest.
    He’s a walking, talking S T D

  • Despite dissenting opinion
    I’ve never mistreated a minion
    Though their outrage grew
    When I kicked a few
    I’m still lord of all my dominion

    Xbox 360 please

  • There once was this nice guy
    Who decided to get dark
    I totally enjoyed the pounding
    Then destroyed all that surrounding
    Now I also have Minions that can bark

  • The fair maidens begin to squeal,
    But not because of his sex appeal,
    While the village burns the to ground,
    There really isn’t a more beautiful sound,
    Even though nothing was left to steal.

  • The minion, evil’s great tool
    However they are also great fools
    But just take off a head
    The others will dread
    They will be loyal for your rule

  • The demo gave me motion sickness,
    Was forced to quit with much quickness,
    The Overlord’s sword gleaned,
    The minions, they did scream,
    As they vanished into darkness.

  • There once was a Troll named Fred
    Who had a really big head
    He spent his days making up new fads
    Then the Overlord came and kicked him in his nads
    But he was much worse than the troll who is dead

  • There was a minion called Bugley,
    Who considered himself quite ugly.
    So this quickly he implored,
    To his dear Overlord,
    Who surprisingly replied he was snugly.

    – 360

  • If you win a copy of Overlord II
    and are confused at what you must do,
    loot, pillage and burn
    at every turn
    and annihilate all who come after you

  • Through all the thunder and lighting,
    Was a master born breed only for smiting,
    With evil at heart,
    He could never part,
    With his minions his team for the fighting.

    XBOX360 please

    “FOR THE MASSSSTERRRR”

  • T’was an overlord so diabolical,
    So utterly, terribly maniacal,
    Burned his enemies heads
    In hot lava beds
    T’were not left with a single hair follicle.

    PS3 version, please.

  • Oh thou hear the roar of thy lord,
    And run to fetch his master’s sword,
    Thou sir is on ice,
    While thy minion cooks mice,
    We wait ’till oh master has thawed

    Preference: PS3
    Thank you!

  • Life in Nordberg is no trial,
    Under the Empire we live in denial,
    What’s that you’ve spied?
    His minions now ride!
    Hmm, how can a helmet smile?

  • there once was a lord near to bree,
    who went on a large killing spree,
    both elves and the dwaves,
    did soil their draws,
    for the delightful amusement of me.

    Ps3 pleases master.

  • There once was an evil Overlord
    Who got terribly terribly bored
    He tried going insane
    It all felt mundane
    So he decided to fall on his sword

    Xbox 360 please!

  • Console Preference: PS3

    There exists an Overlord by day
    who completes spreadsheets for pay!
    But, once it hits five
    The evil subsides,
    Then gathers the minions to slay!

  • Master conquers the knolls,
    He takes down dastardly Trolls,
    When his deed is done,
    He’s all out of fun,
    And kills us just for the lolz.

  • There was a game called overlord
    whos main character would flash his sword
    He would lift up his sheath
    to show whats underneath
    and the girls would all scream good lord

    360 please

  • There was once a crazy lady of Rome,
    Who went hazy in an old catacomb.
    When the tribes came to prey,
    She’d lock them at bay
    With an offer to thrive in her home. 😉

    ps3, thanks.

  • there once was a meanie from nantucket
    with a helmet resembling a bucket
    when made light by the hero
    and patience of zero
    you can only guess where he stuck it

    360 please 🙂

  • There was a nasty old villian,
    Who refused to write a limerick.
    He could not rhyme,
    He had no time,
    To busy was he; out maiming.

    Ps3 copy

  • once upon another time
    all was quiet and quite fine
    till a boogyman appeared
    both wretched and feared
    for saving his clippings in brine

    360? yeh!

  • Sieging this keep could be a mistake
    Just doing it for my ego’s sake
    My minions may cry
    They’re all going to die
    That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

    XBox 360 please

  • There once was an evil overlord
    Who liked to club seals with his hoard
    With one mighty swing and a flash of sparks
    His axe would cleave the poor seals in half
    Such things always made his minions laugh

  • There once was an evil overlord
    Who liked to club seals with his hoard
    With one mighty swing and a flash of sparks
    His axe would cleave the poor seals in half
    Such things always made his minions laugh

    I forgot i would like a copy for the 360 🙂

  • In a land blessed with turmoil and strife,
    where countless bodies fall upon my knife,
    Get down on your knees
    If your so eager to please
    And I’ll think about sparing your life!

    360 please

  • there once was an overlord Kurk
    who used his minions in cirque
    they were terribly evil
    it was very primeval
    but to Kurk it was merely his work

    ps3 please

  • The overlord wanted to rule the land
    With his axe in hand and a song in his heart
    He would smite his enemies where they stand
    And with laughter he would tear seals apart
    Maybe he should join a rock and roll band

    damn it i did it again…..the 360 version please

  • The demo was not all that great
    But maybe I’m too quick to rate?
    Perhaps the whole game
    Deserves more acclaim
    Gimme a copy and I’ll play it

    PS3, please!

  • As the Overlord walks in stride,
    He watches his minions filled with pride,
    After all their training,
    and with their keen sense tingling,
    There is no where left to run and hide.

    -PS3

  • Perpetual rain pours down today
    Washing the blood and sweat away
    I rule with my fist
    Drenched aimed at the mist
    I command my minions to slay!

    PS3 Version.

  • An evil overlord yearned to rule
    Anybody who challenged him was a fool
    His minions obeyed his every command
    Causing death and destruction all over the land
    So if you see them coming run as fast you can

    Xbox 360

  • Single male Overlord with many facets.
    Seeks mistress, who doesn’t mind pets,
    Dark, stoic and silent,
    Also evil and violent.
    And an appreciator of voluptuous assets.

    – PS3

  • Look at me, I am The Overlord,
    Controlling them with a puppet cord,
    Make them hurt, make them cry,
    They wish they could just die,
    Minions cower before my sword.

    PS3 please 🙂

  • With a swing of his axe death was ever so near
    He could make herds of cattle and sheep disappear
    His minions would destroy everything in sight
    Then run back to the overlord laughing with delight
    With a lamb leg wedged in their teeth what a fright!

    xbox 360

  • There once was this dude from Mordialloc,
    Though he could call the Overlord a Pillock,
    The Overlord did just glance,
    made a quick movement with his lance,
    now the dude has no c*** 😉

    (And yes, Pillock is a real word)

    PS3 pls.

  • There lives a wily villain named Dave,
    Who thought that contests were quite the rave.
    His minions tap the keys,
    ‘Gooses all, trying to please.
    How sad- to Kotaku I’m just a slave.

  • Tearing the eye from the socket,
    Blood escapes much like a rocket.
    Evilness all around,
    With minions abound,
    I hush the puppy in my pocket.

    PS3.

  • As the overlord sat on his throne deep in thought
    Thinking about all the riches he sought
    One thing that he craved was a seal on a plate
    So his minions captured one before it got late
    Chanting for the master his hunger they would saite

    xbox 360

  • Title: (Over)Lord of his domain

    I’ll kick that kitten in the head,
    It rubs and purs and licks and shreds,
    All of my stuff,
    I told you, “enough”,
    So my boot to its head it will be dead.

    360 plz.

  • There once was an overlord named Jim
    Who terrorised puppies with pins
    He stabbed at their eyes
    And cooked little dog pies
    And on weekends sewed shirts with his wife Lynn

    360 ta 😉

  • There once was an evil Overlord,
    Who wielded a very big chainsword,
    With peasants to slay,
    Practically every day,
    How is he ever gonna get bored?

  • Some villagers out in the sticks
    Had thought to appease me with gifts
    But once I’d received them
    My minions relieved them
    From their meaningless lives, the twits!

    PS3 please!

  • There once was a dude called Wildgoose,
    Who set the Kotaku commenters loose;
    Limericks were crafted,
    But they all got shafted:
    He kept both games – what a douche.

    Disclaimer: I quite like Wildgoose and am sorry that I couldn’t think of any other words that rhymed. >_>

    (360 please)

  • The Overlord barks out orders to his minions
    Who do as their told they have no brain or opinions
    They seek out treasure for there evil master
    And serve him dead seal on a plate with pasta
    What’s a clubbed seal between friends i ask ya?

    xbox 360

  • The Overlord summons all his minions to his side
    Then proceeds to order them all to fight
    They destroy everything that stands in his way
    A sheep here a cow there and a seal they’ll fillet
    To them it’s just another ordinary day

    xbox 360

  • An Overlord must know his job:
    Recruiting children for his mob –
    For who would shoot back
    At cute little Jack,
    Those mistakes make widows to sob.

    360 version

  • I pick up the phone when I’m bored,
    Check what prank calls I can afford.
    When it turns out it’s none,
    Evil deeds can’t be done,
    I get depressed, and fall on my sword.

    360 please, if you think I’m hilarious enough. :p

  • There were two women Velvet and Rose,
    Who loved to sing out in prose,
    For the lord that they loved,
    Who lived high above,
    And could choose between the two h***.

    And I’d like the 360 version, thanks 😀
    (Though I really want those figurines :P)

  • Minors minors evil minders
    We all obey our nasty leader
    He treats us as we are his lover
    Overlord Overlord we love you Master
    So does this get me the game faster?

    So a copy of XBOX 360 version for my pleasure.

  • I am a great big overlord
    With one thing to do when I’m bored
    To kill and to pillage
    All those in the village
    So that I may reap the reward!

    PS3 Please.

  • There once was a Lord of the Over
    Who lost place of his four-leaf clover
    His luck, it ran out
    His minions, boot him out,
    Now he’s hoping it will all blow over

    360 please!

  • There once was a wizard of power,
    who rarely needed to take a shower.
    He claimed to be you,
    but then he was slew.
    And now he has taken a powder.

    That was the boss battle at the end of Overlord 1 😛

    Xbox 360 please.

  • a drunken pair from Calista
    gave spawn to a malicios mister
    with years of pain
    and naught but disdain
    he created windows vista

    360 please

  • Overlord just got his bill
    For internet it wasnt a thrill
    So he went to his son
    With a ready loaded gun
    And decided to go for the kill

    ps3 please

  • Come join my party, we’re having a ball!
    Candy for children! Rainbows for all!
    Fear not, those trap doors,
    Or those deep pits and gore,
    Have fun!…till you die in a fireball!

    360, thanks 🙂

  • There once was a lord from Nantucket,
    Who shoved a poor elf in a bucket,
    Through fires of pain,
    Drove the poor soul insane,
    Then released him and told him to suck it.

    (look ma! I didn’t have to use the f-bomb! 🙂 – PS3 plz)

  • A brutal Overlord had made his
    peasants speak fondly of Hades,
    but his lowly IQ
    meant he hadn’t a clue
    what his minions were doing with his ladies…

    360 or PS3, thanks

  • My game budget it seems rather meagre
    As the economy gets weaker and weaker
    I tried to win overlord
    But my pleas were ignored
    So instead I just play dungeon keeper

    360 please

  • An Overlord once made a game.
    The critics deamed really lame.
    It had a real bad smell.
    And did not sell real well.
    So his minions made it again.

    Xbox 360 please.

  • To; Mr or Mrs O’Drackett.
    Your son, I’m afraid, couldn’t hack it.
    Minions disobey,
    Then I make them pay,
    Please accept his head in basket.

    360? 🙂

  • Woken up by acid in the eyes,
    These happy times are what I despise,
    The mythical folk,
    Are who I shall choke,
    Whilst bringing this lands demise.

    PS3 please

  • a little something that repeats in all these comps and here’s a limerick just for such a thing:

    Wildgoose is not to be included
    to think you would win is deluded
    you won’t have a hope
    you’ll look like a dope
    just make sure the overlord’s saluted

  • When being cruel to a cat,
    I find it best to use my large bat.
    Double entendre is crude
    Pray I’m not being rude
    Insinuating Overlord’s fat.

    Enjoy

    PS3

  • There once was a man in the woods
    He had with him, a plethera of goods.
    I made them march yonder
    Brought down the thunder
    A puddle of his piss is where he stood

  • in times of rough and tumble
    when my stomach emits a rumble
    i bake some cakes
    sprinkle chocolate flakes
    a scrumptious square of baby crumble

  • There once was a lord who ruled over,
    an evil infested pagoda,
    he called on his minions,
    to loot a dominion,
    they crushed all the flowers and clover.

    360 please 🙂

  • In my yard I have a tree,
    A dog came and did a pee.
    What has this to do
    With Overlord 2?
    No idea, please version for PS3!

  • their weak bones aptly break
    flesh cuts smooth like steak
    their village shall burn
    ’till home i return
    to listen to some Timberlake

    360 please

  • a short statement from you lord
    at my disposal a writing hoard
    your women will cry
    your men will die
    …if my orders weren’t always ignored

    360

  • When out on a raid in the day,
    the Overlord was heard to say,
    ‘Minions may be weak,
    but at least they are cheap,
    so please don’t tell their union okay’

    Xbox 360 version please.

  • There once was a being called Suaron
    Who in the end was a bit of moron
    I’ll make a ring he thought
    On my finger course
    But with no finger he’s really quite borin’

    PS3:)

    • There once was a being called Suaron
      Who in the end was a bit of moron
      I’ll make a ring he thought
      On my finger of course
      But with no finger he’s really quite borin’

      PS3 🙂

      Helps to proof read eh!

  • I can be evil without having to rhyme
    And kill millions and it would be fine
    But to win a game about me
    And it’s not on the Wii
    Well for that your soul will be mine.

    PS3 … grrrr

  • I, the darkest of dark Overlords
    Will ensure that ye never get bored!
    You can slaughter the good
    MAYBE get a li’l wood!
    All the sick joy your soul can afford!

  • Once an Overlord farted
    Got superpowers and killed more
    He tried going insane
    It all felt mundane
    So he decided to fall on his sword

  • Here’s my shot for day 2:

    You Minions have such a good job,
    although you’re a real ugly mob,
    you bash seals with bats,
    wear their heads as skull caps,
    and PETA can just sit there and sob.

    Console: Xbox360

  • To the peasants I’m called Overlord
    For I pillage their lands with my Horde
    They burn and they sack
    They maim and they hack
    but WHY CAN’T THEY CROSS THIS FJORD?!

    I have a 360 and a PS3, but I’ll take the PS3 version please. 🙂

  • The laughter roars over the field,
    The cries for help is no shield,
    A minion or two seize a pup of seal,
    A terrible act if not for me, the Overlord,
    Which makes me stand-up to close the deal,
    And let my vicious laughter roar when I draw my Sword…

    (Thanks for cool comp. 360 version plx)

  • The Overlord murdered a farmer
    With little regard for his karma
    A girl asked him why
    He’d murdered that guy
    He replied, “I’ve played too much ArmA.”

    Xbox 360 please!

  • There once was an evil dark lord
    Who’d amassed his own evil horde
    One day he was sittin’
    Mastocating a kitten
    and thought “evil” wasn’t a bad enough word

    PS3 pls!

  • Tinkering with a toilet and brush,
    I made it quite weird to be flushed.
    When a man came along,
    Dropped his pants to his thongs,
    He became horribly covered in slush.

    Ps3 Heree 😉

  • An Overlord today did die
    Another came to eat his pie.
    His minions wanted some too…
    They asked for pie what they must do
    The Overlord, he turned them into stew.

    PS3 pls~

  • The most vicious goblins thou hath seen,
    Skin coloured red and yellow, blue and green.
    Smashing skulls, skinning trolls,
    Killing kittens, stealing scrolls,
    Their every action, the Overlord’s scene!

    PS3 Please

  • The overlord browsed the most evil villains in a game.
    M.Bison, SHODAN and Bowser were just so lame.
    None could control.
    Without much rigmarole.
    Keeping their minions so tame.

  • As the Overlord walks in stride,
    He watches his minions filled with pride,
    After all their training,
    And with their keen sense tingling,
    There is no where left to run and hide.

    -PS3 please

  • Second entry, then.

    T’was an overlord known as Neville,
    But the people knew him as the devil,
    No matter how hard he tried
    To dispel these lies
    None would believe he was really quite civil.

    PS3.

  • There once was a site called Kotaku
    Competitions it had quite a few
    I entered every one
    But they never got a run
    So now I’m begging for a prize or two!

    (PS3)

  • A man had a deadly surprise
    evil minions that were half his size
    Earlier in the day
    He had read a sign say
    That to walk out alone just ain’t wise

    ps3 please

  • On a blistering hot summers night
    I told my minions to spread their blight
    The children cried
    As their puppies died
    All the while I cackled with delight!

    Email: [email protected]

    Version: PS3 Please 🙂

  • Deep in the bowls of the earth,
    I awaken with power and worth,
    Although all my deeds evil,
    Remember I’m but an orphan,
    And my father was likely the devil.

    Xbox 360. =]

  • There once was a mad overlord
    Who had taken to packing the horde
    He stuffed peasants with glee
    As he wanted to see
    How many a minion fit in ‘em

    XBOX 360 🙂

  • Lording over, my minions all day,
    For me, they find peasants to slay.
    When heroes arrive,
    Some barely survive,
    But will die, if they refuse to obey.

    – PS3

  • There once was a devious minion.
    He was held in low public opinion.
    At the overlords command
    The minion had weapons in hand
    and the people became part of his dominion.

    either, Preference:360

  • Into Overlord status I lucked
    With my minions from pits of hell plucked
    They slaughter with glee
    … when they LISTEN to me
    And their victims all end up quite… dead.

    360 version

  • here’s one more:

    there once was a mad overlord
    who loved stabbing all things with his sword
    his wife as she lay
    would sigh and solemnly say
    if you poked me as much I’d applaud

    Xbox 360 🙂

  • Overlord DeeK needed to devise,
    A way to win this limerick prize.
    His minions, though they tried,
    No rhyme could they provide,
    So the Overlord rewrote the definition, and dares anyone to defy it on the threat of demise.

    How evil!

    PS3, FTW.

  • PETA gave it the OK
    Clubbing baby seals is the way
    just like in doom
    Their heads will go boom
    Our new hats will be worn all day

  • Todays attempt! a variation of one of my disallowed from yesterday 🙂 (sorry again for the over zealousness of the previous day)
    —–
    They say not to love your sister
    lest you spawn a little mister
    who plays in mud
    but bathes in blood
    an grows up to code vista
    —–
    360 please

  • There once was an overlord who ruled the land
    He loved crushing skulls with his bare hands
    It made his minions laugh with glee
    When he made his enemies so scared they would pee
    At least it’s better than playing with your Wii

    360

  • Oozing blood and testicle soup
    We feed it to our fearsome troop
    Without that dinner
    We’d be much thinner
    And our lordly manhood would droop

    360 version

  • An overlord stood in his minion’s cage
    Attempting to tame their evil rage
    The creatures awoke
    His rule quickly broke
    And the overlord stopped increasing in age

    ps3 =]

  • In a land where evil was rife,
    a young seal cowered for his life.
    Surrounded by minions,
    who shared an opinion
    They all stuck him down with there knife

    (X360 Please)

  • The Overlord sat and wondered
    What else he could have plundered
    He was now resigned
    That his minions wouldn’t find
    The Overlordess for whom he hungered

    On PS3

  • The Overlord sat in his Castle
    wondering what was in the parcel
    He undid the ties
    and to his surprise
    It was the head of his favourite vassal

    (360)

  • These lambs were meant for slaughter,
    Mothers fathers sons and daughters.
    Hatchets and swords will hack,
    My minions lodge them in their backs,
    And bring the bodies back in big sacks.

  • As requested by so many people
    The Overlord Game has a sequel
    Not for hearts that are faint
    Because PC it ain’t
    It offends all minorities equal!

    360 Please Maaaster!

  • I pick up the phone when I’m bored,
    Check what prank calls I can afford.
    When it turns out it’s none,
    Evil deeds can’t be done,
    I get depressed, and fall on my sword.

    360 please, if you think I’m hilarious enough. :p

  • There once was a minion from Inger,
    Who liked to tickle young girls with his dinger
    His overlord wanted a clean horde
    And lopped it off with his sword
    So now the minion makes do with his finger.

    I’d like it on Xbox.

  • minions of brown and blue
    are more often the useful hue
    greens and the red
    more often are dead
    and to that i bid them an adieu

    Ps3

  • The Overlord is stealthy and mean
    To avoid him you must quarantine
    He’ll frighten your mum
    and promptly become
    disorderly, cruel and obscene.

    ps3

  • There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
    Overlord is cool
    I am a fool
    Just give me a copy, bamfluckit!

    (PS3)

    • Bamfluckit is a new word I’m planning to spread from this day forth. It can be used in the same way as ‘damn’.

  • As I don’t believe I can resubmit my one from yesterday (I really liked it :P) I shall create a new one for that exciting XBOX 360 prize 😀

    From North to South to West to East,
    The evil Overlord was quite the beast,
    Who often stood tall,
    And ate the King’s b***s,
    He then followed by having them for a feast.

  • Twas an evil overlord named Bob,
    Who was having fun with dark job,
    Hacking and Slashing,
    Clubbing and Smashing,
    People feared to call him a slob.

    PS3

  • The dog returned with it’s pee,
    I must protect my favourite tree
    I guess Overlord 2,
    Would give me a clue,
    So once again, please for PS3.

  • PS3:
    Entombed in ice as a child,
    The Overlord grew up quite wild.
    To loot and to burn,
    These things he did learn,
    To inflict upon those mannered mild.

  • Whilst looting for blood spattered coin,
    Overlord kicked me square in the groin,
    i hopped around madly,
    looked up and said sadly,
    you’ve mangled this poor minions loins.

  • the villagers were covered in red
    for they were already dead
    so he got out his gun
    cause it looked like fun
    and shot himself in the head

    ps3 please

  • Slashing, slaughtering and making a mess
    Blood is my true love, I confess
    Forsaking all souls
    For my lusty goals
    I’m a blood thirsty Overlord in a dress

  • These minions have got to be mental
    The treatment they receive isn’t gentle
    Yet they show up to fight
    Without much respite
    It must be something to do with our dental

    360 please.

    • Looks like I missed out on yesterday’s draw. It was still awaiting moderation this morning.

      @David
      Could you please consider this entry for the 24 of June?

  • If all you had as a ruler was me
    And you did nothing but bend your knee
    You’d know that you knock
    As I handle dual shock
    Or else all of my anger you’ll see

    PS3

  • From his long slumber he awakes,
    Yawning as the whole room shakes,
    His minions heed for what he has to say,
    “All in our way shall be slayed,”
    “But first go get me some pancakes.”

    -PS3 please

  • The Overlord’s coming for you!
    It’s written all over the news!
    That monster’s a curse,
    but it could be worse.
    it could be that damn swine flu.

    Console: xbox360

  • There once was a minion called giblet.
    Who the master really liked to hit.
    He argued with master,
    which led to disaster,
    and is now found roasting on a spit.

    PS3 version please

  • As a minion life is great,
    You bottle up all of this hate,
    I scream and I moan,
    While he sits on his throne,
    Saying cut him into pieces of eight.

    Xbox360 Please

  • The Overlord was a man named Pat
    Who had a lovely and fat cat
    He sat on a mat
    But crushed his own cat
    So is the tale of Overlord Pat

    PS3 copy please :3.

  • I’m tired of doing my own killing
    So I’m looking for minions who are willing
    To maim, kill and loot
    Just for a hoot
    Because my coffers are empty and need filling

    Xbox 360 please.

  • What a bountiful land this is be,
    For a truly fantastical spree,
    Now go club their heads,
    “do we club them dead”?,
    Of Course! then bring their Shinies to me!

    PS3 Please

  • The minion he has a quota to slay,
    His overlord needs many souls a day,
    But sometimes it bores him,
    and his master abhors him,
    And what’s worse is he doesn’t get pay.

  • A young Overlord named Rudd
    Saw his friend was feeling quite crud
    He said “let’s get a UTE”
    “At a price that’s you beaut”
    “If we get caught you’ll pay with your blood”

    PS3 version please.

  • Third time’s a charm, right?

    An overlord sits at his throne,
    Happily chewing his enemies’ bones,
    They crossed him you see
    A folly indeed
    They made fun of his favourite cologne.

    PS3.

  • ps3 please

    The Overlord is stealthy and mean
    To avoid him you must quarantine
    He’ll frighten your mum
    and promptly become
    disorderly, cruel and obscene.

  • The life of a minion is difficult to swallow,
    As servants of the Overlord we must follow,
    When orders decree,
    We carry out with glee,
    With luck we survive for the ‘morrow!

  • As the overlord comes over the hill
    his minions begin to show off their skill
    The browns frontal attack
    while the greens stab in the back
    and the red and blue do as they will

    (360)

  • The overlord went to his shrink.
    What his problem was he could not think.
    Why are my minions so small
    With me proud and tall
    “You compensate” said the doc with a wink

    360

  • There once was a man named Steve,
    Wrote a limerick you wouldn’t believe,
    Submitted on time,
    It had a good rhyme,
    When James won instead, he was peeved.

    (360)

  • I stood on my mountain high
    and watched my emenies die
    grinning and laughing with contempt
    my minions took off with her head
    the village was gone in a blink of an eye

    Either consol

  • The Overlord went to the park one day
    His overlord minions came running to say
    Oh, Lets have a fight
    And Kill pandas all night
    And slaughter the puppies all day

  • Ever wonder where the minions come from? 😉

    His lair reeked of death and decay,
    The overlord enjoyed it today,
    His wife was not impressed,
    “This place should be better dressed!”
    “- Because we’ve got another minion along the way!”

  • There once was a minion of blue,
    Who defied his master its true!
    He was punished right quick,
    With a mighty great kick,
    Which sent him right over the moon!

  • It’s tough being an evil Overlord
    Struggling to keep control of his horde
    All the pillaging and strife
    Are bandaids to life
    All he wants is to be adored

  • If you’re wanting to bludgeon a seal
    Become Overlord, it’s f-ckin’ unreal!
    Your minions cause uproar
    ’cause that’s what they’re born for
    You’ll take to your new ‘job’ with zeal!

    Xbox 360

  • From the spawning pool I was born
    spray-painted red and affixed a horn
    I now live to impress
    to the death nonetheless
    For the overlord promised me goblin porn

    ps3 please.

  • I fear no sword and no knife
    nor poxy diseases running rife
    infact my only fear
    is you my dear
    my extra horrid moody wife

  • There once was an overlord most evil
    Some found it unbelievable
    In a sordid display
    They mooned his way
    Until he crammed in a weasel

    Xbox 360 please

  • The dark lord weeped in sorrow,
    He could not quell his pain
    The minions looked in disbelief,
    Down at their masters shame
    This warlord sat crying in the mud,
    His armor rusting in the rain.

  • Whelp, I’m back!
    Here goes for my third entry:

    Overlad was born to a mistressy’ whore,
    Who his dad didn’t pay because he was bored,
    And he kicked and he punched,
    Ate the afterbirth for lunch,
    Before finishing it off with some pork.

  • 3rd attempt +_+

    This overlord commanded a hoard,
    Who plundered loot till they were bored,
    Accumulated gold,
    And from what I’ve been told,
    All for the sake of buying a sword.

    PS3

  • There once was a man named welbot,
    Who’s 360 just wasn’t played a lot,
    Until one fine day,
    Kotaku did say,
    Go forth with your minions now HELLBOT!

  • The minions are a bunch of dorks,
    Running around wearing pumpkins and pitchforks,
    Kotaku please let me win a copy of the game,
    As the comp is a pain,
    What rhymes with fork?… I know PORK!

    XBOX360

    “FOR THE MASSSSTERRRRR”

  • There once was an evil overlord
    He was an atheist and lived by the bog
    Things got a bit hectic
    Turns out he was dyslexic
    He was trying to disprove the existence of dog.

    360 please

  • Cute, furry creatures – we slay them,
    Loot, pillage and plunder – The Mayhem!
    When the ‘Lord passes through,
    Then does darkness ensue,
    The price to get home to his maiden!

    PS3 please

  • Our Overlord he did like to drink,
    Till one day he went over the brink,
    With stein of mead in hand,
    Against wife’s demands,
    He relieved himself in the sink.

    Our Overlord he did like to drink,
    Till that day he pissed in the sink,
    His wife took the minions,
    And half his dominion,
    He was surprised ’cause in bed that’s her kink.

    360 please.

    (Copy pasted from today’s post. Apparently I can’t read.)

  • With chaos and oomph he lead the horde
    Day after day a slip he couldn’t afford
    Young charges waiting,
    Single minded and hating
    The monthly car sales record his only reward

    (X360 Please)

  • It was a slow afternoon, I was bored
    So I attacked a town with my horde
    Minions pee’d on the grass
    And kicked lots of arse
    I’m so proud to be The Overlord!

  • Gluttony! Belched out of the overlords tummy!
    Lust! Screamed the overlord with disgust!
    Greed! He laughed as he guzzled his mead!
    Sloth! He yelled as he wiped the froth!

    Envy and Pride were things he desired, but not as much as Wrath as he hit a rat.

    Xbox 360.
    😀

  • On Wednesday a third chance was had
    to win a competition, which made me glad
    so I thought really hard for more than a hour at a time
    But I could think of is this really crappy rhyme

    PS3 If I win please

  • The overlords rule came to pass
    Looking evil in armour made of brass
    But in stormy weather
    His thighs clashed together
    And sparks flew out of his ass

    360 please…i forgot to list my console.

  • I’ve been considering what I could do,
    To stop this dog from doing number two!
    Some minions would be handy,
    A massive sword also dandy,
    I hope this dog doesn’t know Kung-fu

    PS3!

  • In my adventures across the land
    I do things that people can’t stand
    Their eyes fill with fear
    At the tip of my spear
    When forced to write an essay by hand
    -PS3

  • Feared and respected abroad,
    He threatens all kind with his sword,
    The fluffy seals cower,
    In their blood he will shower,
    For he is the fierce Overlord!

    PS3…pwease?

  • People saw him as a coward
    He passed laws that were overpowered
    A bad combination
    When ruling a nation
    This overlord’s name? John Howard

    360

  • With xbox releases so lame,
    I need to play a brand new game!
    Overlord was cool,
    The sequel should rule!
    Bringing me more minions to tame.

  • To ye, Our master of darkness,
    Our drive to loot peasants penniless,
    We dread your vicious might
    We fear your very sight
    O’ Overlord, your minions wish you happiness.

    PS3 pls~

  • Surrounded by his minion horde,
    The overload longed for a sword.
    “I have use for your pelt,
    In the forge you will melt,
    With power I’ll never get bored.”

    PS3 or 360

  • I can sing ABBA till cows come home
    And play Flower till the hard core do moan
    But it’s Overlord Two
    Because it is new
    That will see me happy and never to groan

    PS3

  • Evil since he left the cradle,
    The Overlord needed a label
    One with daring and danger
    Like Arseface, or Ranger
    Oh wait, that’s the Hero from Fable.

    Xbox 360 please, Mr. Kotakumans

  • Overlord needs one gross souls a day.
    Each minon has a quota to slay.
    If they fail they’re fated
    To be terminated
    And they miss out on the evening’s soiree.

    360 please.

  • (reposting from yesterday because my entry from yesterday)

    Our Overlord he did like to drink,
    Till one day he went over the brink,
    With stein of mead in hand,
    Against wife’s demands,
    He relieved himself in the sink.

    Our Overlord he did like to drink,
    Till that day he pissed in the sink,
    His wife took the minions,
    And half his dominion,
    He was surprised ’cause in bed that’s her kink.

    360 please.

  • In Overlord role I excel
    I summon my minions from hell
    They murder insanely
    Despite limbs ungainly,
    But MUST I endure their smell?!

    360 please

  • my dream so very close to fruition
    my obsessive life long ambition
    minions of plastic
    so delightfully spastic
    to play act my evil disposition

  • He stood there with his head held high,
    His dark sword gleaming in the sky,
    Through the battle-torn marshes,
    His army marches,
    There is no time left to say goodbye.

    -PS3 please

  • The Overlord was not immune to the law
    When DOCS arrived they were shocked at what they saw
    Many minions lay unfed
    Some were even sprawled out and dead
    The Overlord had custody no more.

  • “Try the fish!” as he burst into song,
    A reformed villain, turned crooner named John.
    The routine was abhorrent;
    Garish spandex- no comment.
    Geez, where did evil go oh so wrong?

  • Damn, I thought I had a great one yesterday! Here I go again …

    What keeps these minions together?
    Is it something to do with the weather?
    If evil they be,
    They would not agree.
    Without doubt, it is peer pressure.

    PS3, my precioussss.

  • The Overlord barks out orders to his minions
    Who do as their told they have no brain or opinions
    They seek out treasure for there evil master
    And serve him dead seal on a plate with pasta
    What’s a clubbed seal between friends i ask ya?

    xbox 360

  • Young harp seals peacefully slept
    Whilst minions so stealthily crept
    Right up behind them
    Clubs raised to the sky, then-
    BAM! Hippies looked on and wept.

    Xbox 360 or PS3 🙂

  • The evil that never knew sleep
    Was losing control of his keep.
    There were peasants to slay,
    And heroes to flay,
    But his minions would rather kill sheep.

    email: [email protected]
    Xbox 360 version plx

  • he’s an avid throat slitter
    with madibles that chitter
    but friends he has none
    and minions no fun
    so spends his days on twitter

  • I’m Overlord of my Domain
    My minions are rather insane
    Given the chance
    They’d get in your pants
    And leave you with more than a stain

    -360

  • There was a Minion who was ever so bold,
    With dreams to rule the kingdom it’s told,
    The overlord mused,
    after hearing this news,
    And the poor Minion was never to grow old.

  • There once was an overlord who
    Decided to turn over anew
    “Minions,” he cried,
    “We’ll join the girl guides!”
    “And sell cookies and hugs to Molyneux!”

  • It is a minion’s life for me,
    I must admit though it’s not that easy,
    We cause untold woes,
    fight numerous foes,
    and yet we do it all for free!

    Console: Xbox360

  • Is the pen mighter than the sword?
    Thus, nothing is over my word.
    I control creatures of night,
    Boast as they slay with might.
    Spreading the words of the Overlord.

    • The Playstation three,
      The top of it’s family tree.
      It is my console of choice,
      Hope you hear my voice.
      And thanks for giving it free.

      PS3….

  • There was once a mean and evil brute,
    crazy about collecting loot,
    This vile Overlord,
    had an evil sword,
    And to top it off, stolen ute.

  • His minions thought he was mental
    Overlord would only be gentle
    for they couldnt slay
    and would only play
    because they were only a rental

    ps3 please

  • there was a minion called Gnarl
    who wanted advancement by now
    he thought he could be king
    but got kicked in the ring
    now he cant sit for a while.

  • A halfling is bad, they say.
    And I will be worse, mmkay?
    I’d burn down your house
    and then blame the mouse,.
    But Rose just won’t let me play!

    PS3 pls. 🙂

  • The armies were destroyed and the soliders fled
    the Empire fell and the cities bled
    the elves were crushed
    and the dwarves were hushed
    overlord himself dealt with the seals, nothing left but a smear of red

    360 or ps3, dont mind.

  • Their voices cry out in painful, agonising tones,
    As my minions flay flesh, from my enemies’ bones.
    Removing their entrails.
    Stabbing in rusty nails.
    It’s true what they say, being evil totally pwns.

  • Back again!
    Xbox 360, please:

    Objection! Yelled Wright, as the minion kicked him,
    And the Locust then yelled as it ripped off a limb,
    The Overlord of evil was back,
    His minions kicked Chief in the sack,
    And now only one victim remained: the guy who made The Sims.

  • The once quite village was full of fear
    The pubs walls littered with blood and tear
    He strode through the door,
    and with a mighty roar,
    yelled “Minion, get me a beer!”

    (X360 Please)

  • Alas poor Yorrick, for I knew him well
    Just like you all, he’s been damned to hell.
    But not the ethereal,
    Just the material,
    Ruled by the lord, played by myself

  • There once were these Overlords two,
    Who walked right into a zoo;
    They had all the fodder,
    And gave all the orders,
    But Lion King didn’t approve.

    360 preferred, PS3 still okay!

  • The Overlord caught this chap stealing cheese
    The poor fellow sank down to his knees
    He begged for his life
    And that of his wife
    Too bad he forgot to say please

    PS3

  • The Overlord’s domain turned to poo,
    His minions waved and bid him adieu,
    His kingdom a sty,
    He let out a sigh;
    “At least I’m not in transformers 2!”

  • To his den the Overlord wished her
    “My love is nothing you can deter”
    That morning she lied in place
    A wry grin across her face
    “That was great, too bad I’m your sister”

    PS3 please.

  • The wretched pleas I blithely ignore
    As I revel in minion’s blood and gore
    Smashing the frail
    Their heads I impale
    200 today – but who’s keeping score!

  • Damn, I missed a word. Whether or not it helps though.

    To his den the Overlord wished her
    “My love is nothing you can deter”
    That morning she lied in place
    A wry grin spread across her face
    “That was great, too bad I’m your sister”

  • T’was once a most heinous brunette,
    Who pillaged and plundered our net,
    His intentions most kind,
    For guarding our mind,
    From images that may upset.

    Wait, are we talking about the same Overlord..? 😛

    Preference: Xbox 360!

  • The Overlord wrote a reflection
    On his tyrannical insurrection
    He seemed sure to win
    Except for one thing
    His limerick was in the wrong section.

  • The overlord ordered his minion
    To set out and find an opinion
    So he went to the mart
    Where he did a huge fart
    And said “Will this let me rule your dominion?”

    PS3 Version Please
    [email protected]

  • Overlad, our powerful new Overlord
    Takes on the Empire with his minion horde,
    With gnomes not so gentle,
    and Elves environmental,
    I hope he has time to sharpen his sword!

    PS3 please 🙂

  • The master sat down to record
    Of the adventures he’d had with his horde
    But in limerick style
    It felt contrived and vile
    I’m over this, keep the game I’m bored.

    360

  • The overlord sits in his lair
    Directing and sipping sancerre
    He makes his demands
    Never bloodies his hands
    Nets ninety percent as his share

  • Gnarl and the browns awoke me from my sleep,
    And told me of the seven to reap.
    Evil has returned once more,
    Striking vengeance for days of yore.
    I’ll pile their bodies in a blooded heap.

    Xbox 360 thanks.

  • there once was a big overlord
    who had a very large horde
    but every single day
    people would say
    he’s compensating cause he’s never scored

    ps3 please

  • Much to the villagers’ horror,
    They made the most critical error,
    They underestimate,
    His ability to exterminate,
    No choice left but to run in terror.

    -PS3 please

  • It is Friday in Overlord land,
    But he cannot rest his killing hand.
    Though the weekend is looming,
    his pillaging is resuming.
    Blame his swollen pituitary gland.

    360 please.

  • Singing happily Overlordness enjoyed his daily pillage
    Cleaving bloodily through village after village
    While minions created a cake
    Bones and seals beautifully over bakeD
    Burnt cake resulted in a minion’s blood spillage

  • The Overlord, it is to be said;
    fills the hearts of all brave men with dread,
    but he holds a dark secret,
    he’ll do anything to keep it;
    the pink slippers kept under his bed.

    email: [email protected]
    Console: xbox360

  • Hmmm, last chance … got to make this one good …

    The Overlord was feeling downcast,
    though flush from success in the past.
    Being Evil is fine,
    most of the time,
    but he thinks he is being typecast.

    PS3.
    Only one console for me.
    As you can see.
    And with that, I’ll flee.

  • The overlord was downhearted,
    His minions up and departed
    They didn’t rebel
    But ran from the smell
    He really shouldn’t have farted

  • when people try to rhyme overlord
    they just pop out an obvious sword
    but see i’m not like that
    i’m a cleverer twat
    so mine drives a honda accord

  • The Overlord doesn’t kill just for kicks,
    Though his minions may often play tricks.
    The Overlord has a reason,
    And coming this season,
    He’ll destroy anyone daring to write limericks.

    – PS3

  • when people try to rhyme overlord
    they just pop out an obvious sword
    but see i’m not like that
    i’m a cleverer twat
    so mine drives a honda accord

    360 please – forgot that before sorry

  • Final entry.
    Xbox 360 please!

    There were two women Velvet and Rose,
    Who loved to sing out in prose,
    For the lord that they loved,
    Who lived high above,
    And could choose between the two h***.

    It’s my monday entry, but it’s my favourite. If I don’t win, thanks for the fun, though 😉

  • There was an evil overlord named Conroy
    Who hated the internet as a small boy
    He would ban online games
    The ‘Net bring down in flames
    Fun and freedom he sought to destroy

    360, please.

  • These worthless mortals I shall slay,
    When me and my minions come to play,
    Endowed with poop-flinging might,
    Mortals cower at my sight,
    Tremble, dear mortals, I am here to stay.

    PS3 version please.

  • Once more with feeling!

    These minions have got to be mental
    The treatment they get ain’t real gentle
    Yet they show up and fight
    Without much respite
    It must be something to do with our dental

    360 please.

  • The future overlord is dreaming
    that his limerick is winning
    In order to have his minions
    and all of it’s companions
    for the sake of his bad being.

    ps3

  • There once was an evil overlord
    who destroyed things with his hoard
    He met a woman named wendy
    and found out she was very bendy
    now at night his no longer bored

    xbox 360

  • “Can’t you stop?” nagged the Overlord’s wife
    in the middle of battle and strife
    “beg pardon?” said he,
    “your damn trinkets aren’t free,
    so it’s them or the edge of my knife!”

  • The Minions snarled with gnaw, 
    The keep was now his without a flaw
    In a thrown sat the evil lord,
    A new Kingdom his reward
    At least until he saw the tax law.

    (X360 Please) 

  • Here was a lord waited on by his minions.
    Whom, if counted, numbered into the billions.
    One day he was bored.
    So did he order a sword.
    Made from the bodies of his millions.

  • The future overlord is dreaming
    that his limerick is winning
    Hoping to have his minions
    and all of it’s companions
    for the sake of his bad being.

    ps3

  • An anti-limerick:

    The Overlord was getting bored
    So he stabbed a monster with his sword
    The creepy, zombie, rapist died
    And a lot of freaks on TV cried
    In return the Overlord said “Goddammit people shut the hell up! The guy touched kids! Every time I turn on the TV, some douchebag off the street is saying schnap like “Aw man he was the greatest, I mean he did some bad things but I love him he was the best, RIP Michael I love you forever”- SHUTUP… I may be an evil Overlord but DAMN. You realize that when you say he did “some bad things” your talking about PEDOPHILIA? Grrr, I mean just grrrrr! I’m glad I killed him, I’m glad I stabbed him with my sword. And you know what else just irritates me? When these same douchehats say dopey dumb crap like “He was a beautiful person”- what cho talkin’ bout fools? I know the jokes are old but seriously, the guy looked like a zombified middle aged white woman, and he payed to look like that too! ARGHH… I wish you all death… in fact I’m gonna take my sword, get a bunch minions together and kill every last one of you dumby dumb slackjawed crazies and I will dance in your blood, and none of that freakin’ moonwalk crap either, I’m gonna do a manly dance like ummm, polka? I don’t know- forget the dancing, I’m gonna bathe in you blood… FOR I AM THE OVERLORD!

    Oh and uh, PS3 cause its made of plastic and kids turn it on… *Badom tish*! Get it? Because like- ah, oh whatever I’ll shutup now.

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