Predictable way to describe it, sure, but also accurate. Look at it! It's lovely. If Microsoft ever need any idea on how to improve their console designs, they could always include sexy ladies with guns in their shoes.
This console was produced by developers PlatinumGames as a one-off for Comic-Con, and will be given away on the showroom floor. So no, you can't buy it. Just look at these pictures, and yearn.
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