Thank you, Spike TV, for making me look tall. And for labelling my fellow games reporters as "the most evil villain of them all". It's all part of the channel's new Batman: Arkham Asylum special.
Batman: Arkham Asylum Launched premieres tonight on Spike at midnight eastern and pacific (5pm AEST).
The half-hour show features just one soundbite from me, but plenty of comments from the game's voice-actors and developers. You've got Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy describing their roles as the Joker and Batman. And you have the development team at Rocksteady showing off concept art, a prototype level and explaining their take on the Batman lore.
Plus, host Geoff Keighley dons a mo-cap suit. Geoff, you've never looked more stylish.
Here's a promo: