Well, I will be there representing Kotaku, but judging by my height and girth I am worth any two of them on the human meat aftermarket. Last year I shattered the very world, so what trouble could I possibly get into this year? With news expected on all fronts, from a potential World of Warcraft expansion to new details on StarCraft II and Diablo III, would you even notice me getting into trouble?
Probably not. You’d be too busy watching Ozzy Osbourne.
I understand. Either way, expect reports from BlizzCon to kick off late this evening, with the annual swag-bag breakdown, and we’ll see where things go from there.