"The real reason people will waste their time on this game is to see sharks devour drowning tax collectors," writes Idoliside at Hellforge. So he set up a number of gratifying encounters to preview who would win.
Butcher vs. Pig? Easy, the pig turned into a yummy ham. Satan vs. a Priest in a Tank? Draw, actually. The priest drove the tank off without firing on the devil, who was likewise unable to kill the up-armoured chaplain.
But I'm not going to tell you the results of Rick Astley vs. the Hydra. That you'll have to find out at the link.
Scribblenaut Battles! [Hellforge]