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You, Me & The Cubes (Wii)
You, Me & The Cubes is a co-op puzzler on Wiiware. The game tasks players with throwing pairs of little people called Fallos on to a block of one to six cubes. Balancing the cubes is crucial, lest the poor Pikmin-like creatures fall in to oblivion.
True co-op: The design works well in single player, but makes more sense in co-op. In co-op, simultaneous throws are rewarded with extra sticking power and may be required to take enemies out. Co-ordinating placement together adds an extra layer of challenge too.
Bleak: The black space the cube(s) are suspended in and the cries of the Fallos as they fall in to the void make it feel like a grim struggle for survival.
Gimped co-op: True co-op is great fun, but I wish it was as substantial as the 36-stage single player campaign. The design and name of the game (get it now?) suggest co-op would be the priority, but bafflingly, only four stages are offered.
Waggle: Aka useless motion controls. Throwing Fallos with a down motion is tolerable, but generating Fallos with an upswing is unreliable and frustrating.
You, Me & The Cubes offers an undeniably unique experience, but the shallow co-op and 1000 point cost prevent a total recommendation.
Reviewed by: Alistair Christie
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