Modern Warfare 2 is nice and all, but The Onion has the scoop on Modern Warfare 3 — the most realistic military experience ever created.
Cleaning humvees and complaining about mobile phone reception? Count me in! The only thing missing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is a feature where once you get killed the game disc implodes and you're never allowed to play again. Well, at least not until the zombie DLC comes out.