Skateboard controllers aren't born of the brilliance of executives and market research firms. No, like the Tony Hawk Ride skateboard controller seen in the above video, they're the product of inanimate objects having sex with each other.
Or, so the above video, a Tony Hawk Ride "love story" would lead us to believe. Just a warning that there is some raw, uncensored skateboard riding on Xbox 360 controller action — and vice versa — in this here video plus some rather graphic birth footage. It's more instructional than overtly sexual, but you might want to shoo the lil' controllers and boards out of the room before watching.