WIN! A LittleBigPlanet PlayStation Portable Bundle

WIN! A LittleBigPlanet PlayStation Portable Bundle

lbp psp bundleLittleBigPlanet hits the PSP today. We’ve got two LittleBigPlanet PSP bundles to give away. But only if you can make us laugh.

LittleBigPlanet on PSP is an entirely new Sackboy adventure with an Australiana themed area just one of more than 35 original levels. And just like on PS3, you can create your own levels and share them online with the PSP community.

Thanks to our friends at Sony Computer Entertainment Australia, we have two prize packs up for grabs, both including:

* A turqiose Slim & Lite PSP * A copy of LittleBigPlanet on UMD * A Sackboy screenwipe * And a Sackboy PSP pouch

How do you win? It’s limerick time again. You have to write a LittleBigPlanet themed limerick that begins “There once was a Sackboy…” (Remember: limericks have fives lines; lines 1, 2 & 5 should rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 should rhyme.)

There’ll be two draws, one for today and Friday and a second one for the weekend. You’ve got until midnight tomorrow to get your entry in for the first draw. Then stay tuned for the opening of the second draw at 10am Saturday, where we’ll also announce the first winner. Got that?

Good luck!

NOTE: As with all Kotaku comps, only one entry per draw is allowed. If you leave multiple entries, only the first one will be considered.

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Comments

  • There once was a sackboy called paul
    Who heard a mysterious call
    a ledge, he jumped over,
    into a waiting flame-thrower
    And now he’s a sack fireball

    • There once was a Sackboy who could
      Play, create, share, if you would
      He could run left or right
      Even Jump, swim? and fight
      Do anything, but couldn’t get wood.

    • Hmmm… Still nothing to say 1 post so what the hell!

      There once was a sackboy in bed
      As his skin had gone spotty and red
      I went in to the poppit
      to see if I could stop it
      And made him blue burlap instead

    • There once was a sackboy in space
      Who’s rare spacesuit took pride and place
      But now not so pleased
      It’s been re-released
      And he sees spacesuits all over the place

      Bitter? Me?

    • There once was a sackboy named Bert
      who’s feelings were ever so hurt
      For he came to this land
      A little later than planned
      And missed out on a week one shirt

    • There once was a sackgirl who was
      swept off her sackfeet because
      in the level it said
      Oh, let us be wed
      And on Kotaku it caused such a fuss

    • There once was a sackboy like me
      who wanted to swim in the sea
      So began a long wait
      for the new water update
      But he died of old age. R.I.P.

    • There once was a sackboy so sad
      Free content, no longer to be had
      New free stuff we’re told!
      but it’s just reposted old…
      Not gifts sir? Have we been bad?

  • There once was a joyous sackboy,
    whos creepy smile filled us with joy,
    He’s bold, and brave, and small and brown brown,
    But alas we are still waiting to watch him drown,
    Bouyancy void on this little toy.

  • This is such a great bundle. And such a great competition. Thought i’d give it a try.

    There once was a Sackboy…
    Kids thought he was a toy
    They threw him around
    He went straight to the ground
    And found yet another to annoy

    • There wasn’t anything mentioned about 1 entry per person, I noticed. Not sure if this is ok, but here’s another for your consideration:

      There was was a Sackboy who died,
      But, upon respawn, he learned he could fly,
      He then realized ‘Create Mode’
      Had freedom by the boat-load,
      But the online-create patch? Denied!

      My limmerics are all about missing features, but I do love the game.

      • I see you’ve added the thingie about “One entry per person”. I might just re-submit my second idea for the second round of entries on Saturday, or see if I can come up with anything better, heh.

  • There once was a Sackboy and Sackgirl
    But when she got near he would hurl
    Some work with his Popit
    She couldn’t stop it
    Now watch the romance unfurl

  • There once was a Sackboy who live in my lounge room
    I used to wake up and adventure with him until noon
    He now has a new home in the palm of my hand
    Where he and I adventure as I sit in the sand
    I hope walking and adventuring will not lead to my doom

  • There once was a sackboy of virtue,
    unlike your dad, he’d never hurt you.
    sent from above,
    he’s stuffed full of love,
    his cuteness will surely convert you.

    Ps my dad is cool and wasn’t abusive… unless it wins me the prize. If that’s the case, he used to whip me to sleep with a car aerial.

  • There once was a Sackboy all blue
    Who looked like he escaped from the zoo
    He dressed like a parrot
    and ate a big carrot
    And people thought it was true!

    Wow that was lame… anyway…!

  • There once was a Sackboy named Fred,
    who dated a Sackgirl named Ned.
    They could not give a Jack,
    for they are both made of sack,
    So they designed a level that looks like a bed.

  • There once was a Sackboy who lived in a pod,
    He lived there with sackgirl and played with her bod,
    When his sack got ripped open,
    He got dumped and heart broken,
    Never again to blow his wad.

  • There once was Sackboy named Stan
    Who had some trouble being a man
    He wore a cape and high heels
    And drove a Ute with big pink wheels
    And soon Stan became a tran

  • There once was a Sackboy named Con
    He once had a Solid Snake hat on
    They saw through the box
    And killed the old fox
    Now they just call him Old Don

  • There once was a Sackboy from Sony,
    Whose level looked like a Pony,
    But while playing with his friends
    Two of them came to an end
    So now Mr. Sackboy is lonely

  • There once was a Sackboy from Sony,
    Who wanted to ride the white pony.
    But a large skateboard,
    Was all he could afford.
    So instead he stays home and gets stoney.

  • There once was a sackboy in Rome
    Who found he looked more like gnome
    To people’s gardens he’d go
    And stomp hard on their toe
    And while jumping he’d ransack their home

  • There once was a Sackboy from Sony
    In a game that i’d love, but you know me
    I spent all of my dough
    On his competitor, Mario!
    At Least my platforming nights are less lonely

  • There once was a Sackboy named Jase,
    A Sackgirl beat him in a race,
    As his anger grew,
    He held down L2,
    And smacked that b**ch in the face.

  • There once was a sackboy in a game
    I’m sorry but that’s just his name
    A sackboy there was
    There was just because
    how and why might now drive you insane

  • There once was a sackboy that looked shabby
    When the monks let him play with a tabby

    He pulled at a thread
    And looked downwards with dread

    As his gizzzards spilled out on the abbey

    • can I make as many as I like?

      there once was a sackboy called Busey
      who ran around town with a flusey
      he had big buck teeth
      with pin eyes underneath
      and was cooler than crazy tom cruisey

  • There once was a sackboy,
    We said see you later boy,
    Is that him perishing in a ravine?
    No, it is a cease and desist from Avril Lavigne.
    Man she is such a killjoy.

  • There once was a sackboy called Moose
    Who hated all rhymes like Dr Zeus
    Green eggs and ham
    Reminded him of Nam
    And thinks CS in Platoon was a goose!

  • Sackboys are not very tall
    They have quite a penchant to fall
    As they try to get up
    They let out a light fluff
    And proceed to walk into a wall

  • There once was a Sackboy,
    who was made from a sack BOI!!,
    His part of a game,
    which is far from lame,
    so this makes him a good sack toy.

  • There once was a Sackboy with hair,
    Who went on a date for a dare.
    He looked very spiffy,
    but the date got iffy,
    When he wanted to Play, Create, Share!

  • There once was a sackboy and candlestick
    But it all ended badly and we have been asked by the Classification Board to not reveal any more details and cease distribution of this limerick.

  • There once was a sackboy from Japan
    He entered this comp with a plan
    To write a haiku
    Inside the Lymerick too
    Out from crowd he’d stand

  • There once was a Sackboy Band
    Their melodies and lyrics: bland
    They tried hip-hop
    And thought ‘Tip Top’!
    But now they play for cash in hand

  • There once was a Sackboy, so crude was he
    Exposing his knit-work junk for all to see.
    At the open of his zipper,
    He sent Sackgirls a flitter.
    If only there was merkin DLC

  • There once was a Sackboy on screen
    Who’s actions were ne’er before seen
    At once he was flying
    But then he kept dying
    While I muttered some comments obscene.

  • There once was a sackboy psp
    Who liked to play Little BP

    he ran around
    and fell to the ground

    and it was all fun in Little Big P

  • There was a Sackgirl who was fat,
    ’til she had Sack-triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
    It was fun in the breeding,
    But hell in the feeding,
    When she found she had no tit for Tat…

  • There once was a Sackboy, who fiddled a tune,
    He fiddled that fiddle ’till the hour of noon,
    Then after that,
    He’d get out his bat,
    And fap till he ran out of goon.

  • There once was a Sackboy haiku,
    Whose faults were admittedly few.
    But the structure was lost
    And the subtlety tossed;
    A LittleBig failure. It’s true.

  • There once was a sackboy sensation
    That could be played on Sony Playstation
    Not on the gigantic black beast
    Or its sister decreased
    But this time, that little portable castration

  • There once was a sackboy named sue,
    Who was teased for his name, what to do?
    Johnny Cash had given advice in his song,
    That name would make him resilent and strong,
    Its just sackboys can’t punch for poo.

  • There once was a sackboy so bare,
    With absolutely nothing to wear,
    What’s this? DLC?
    I shall buy all for me!
    Now his wallet, there’s nothing in there.

  • There once was a Sackboy on the PS3
    a cute little fellow, im sure you’ll agree.

    Little Big Planet on the Playstation Portable?
    Finally our Sackboy’s gone transportable

    and we can relax under a tree.

  • There once was a Sackboy coloured orange…
    Damn, I should have used brown instead of orange
    Orange rhymes with no word
    This limerick is absurd
    Since I have to make up words like florange.

    • There once was a sackboy called Aran,
      Whose limerick did not go to plan.
      His attempts to rhyme “orange”
      With the made up word “florange”,
      Were absurd, when lozenge was at hand.

  • There once was a sackboy who lived in shoe
    Completely infuriated he did a big poo
    To clean the mess he undid his zipper
    Suprise suprise he found a flipper
    And to calm the mood he busted out the kazoo

  • There was once a sackboy named Capcom
    who he would always created a Community storm
    To download one of there DLC
    Obviously with a small outrageous Fee
    As he celebrates, flames emit from his forum

  • There once was a “sackboy” (apparently
    in a game that they play on the psp)
    I googled the name
    and watched vids of the game
    ………..what the hell did I just see?

    (No really, I’m stunned. That looks crazy fun…)

  • There once was a sackboy competition,
    PSP promotion, methinks, was the mission,
    Which is funny to know,
    That the promotion wasn’t for the ‘Go’,
    So I guess you’re stuck with this edition.

  • There once was a Sackboy named Enis…

    Who you could say was a bit of a Genius
    He invented some stuff
    Filled it with fluff
    And I bet you thought I was going to say Penis

  • There once was a Sackboy named Mick
    When a naughty game came out he said BAN IT!
    It wasn’t long until common sense prevailed
    Poor old Mick, he set-sailed
    Because he couldn’t handle a country without censorship.

  • There once was a Sackboy down under,
    Who filled Sony fanboys with wonder.
    “Buy it on PSP,
    It’s worth it, you’ll see”
    You can dress him like Crocodile Hunter.

  • There was once a sackboy from nantucket,
    who, with the aide of his favourite bucket,
    sold milk from himself,
    using a device on his shelf,
    I’d finish this limerick, but fuck it.

    Yes, dirty, and I have no intention (or hope) of winning, but i do love a dirty limerick.

  • There once was a Sackboy named Jives,
    Who got stuck while performing some dives,
    He tried to explode,
    So he could reload,
    Oh sh*t, he’s all out of lives.

  • There once was a Sackboy from Fisk
    Who could only be found on disc
    Not available in store
    As promised before
    By Sony who instead run the risk

  • There once was a sackboy called bill
    Who loved to play king of the hill
    He’d jump a big crack
    then he’d jump back
    This little sack has got skill

  • There once was a sackboy named Smit
    The kitchen stove a cigar he did lit
    But in came old Kate
    Shoved her hand up his date
    Now his face sure does burn as a mitt.

  • This is going to be embarrassing.

    There once was a sackboy who wondered,
    Why crabs walk sideways as if cambered,
    So he went into the water,
    And saw one red squatter,
    Avoiding his pee as it wandered.

  • Wow a lot of good ones, which creates a bit of a dilemma, if I wait until the Sat one and hope people are less creative then, then there is always the risk that someone steals my thunder with a similar one before then…

  • I’m a really big Sackboy fan,
    But co-op was given the can,
    It makes me mad,
    Yet there’s one thing I’m glad,
    We get it before Japan.

  • There once was a sackboy defiance,
    They spent all day in complete silence,
    Madness saw limbs torn apart,
    But Atkinson they couldn’t outsmart,
    They got banned for “high impact voilence”

  • There once was a sackboy addicted to weed
    Who dreamt of a life in which he’d be freed
    Of responsibilities & duties of a corporate mascot
    But alas he just smoked & his brain continued to rot
    Until his I.Q was equivalent to the blue one on speed

  • There once was a sackboy fool,
    whose body was made out of wool,
    got caught on his thread,
    unravelled til dead,
    now he’ll never be cool

  • There once was a sackboy named Reg
    Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
    Along came his wife
    With a big Carving Knife
    And cut off his sack and his veg

    If that is too rude

    There once was a sackboy with a game
    He struggled to give it a name
    Along came sony
    They tried to make money
    I wonder who is to blame….

  • LITTLE BIG TEMPER

    I once made a level which was also a car,
    It has 5 plays and 1 heart (from me) so far,
    It didn’t work as well as I had first planned,
    So I called on some friends to give me a hand,
    But before I could finish I’d overheated the bar!

    • LITTLE BIG TEMPER V.2!

      There once was a Sackboy whose level was a car,
      It has 5 plays and 1 heart (from me) so far,
      It didn’t work as well as he had first planned,
      So he called on some friends to give him a hand,
      But before he could finish he’d overheated the bar!

      L:!

  • There once was a sackboy defiance,
    They spent every day in complete silence,
    Madness saw limbs torn apart,
    But Atkinson they couldn’t outsmart,
    They got banned for “high impact voilence”

  • There once was a Sackboy reject,
    To whom the censors and critics object,
    He made the ladies all shout,
    And they tried to blur him out,
    For he was made anatomically correct

  • There once was a Sackboy who was brown,
    He could smile, get angry and frown,
    He likes to Collect bubbles
    To get rid of his troubles,
    And likes to dress as a clown.

  • There was once a sackboy who was randy,
    But all he could find was some candy,
    He searched for some skirt,
    Until his bum started to hurt,
    And he thought what happened to the candy.

  • There once was a SackBoy named Lee,
    who was master of all he could see,
    then I picked up the controller,
    dread and fear took Lee over,
    This SackBoy was no longer free.

  • There once was a Sackboy
    All knitted crocheted and tacked like a toy
    A toy he is not for our enjoyment he is way too hot
    Sackboy is no hackysac or throw back from your cot
    He’s now available in your hands, so go fully sick and enjoy

  • There once was a sackboy who’s level was just a car,
    It has 5 plays and 1 heart (from me) so far,
    It didn’t work as well as he had first planned,
    So he called on some friends to give him a hand,
    But before he could finish he’d overheated the bar!

  • There once was a sackboy Attorney General,
    Who considered himself oh so venerable,
    He hated our games,
    No R? What a shame,
    So we collectively smashed his testicles!

  • There once was a Sackboy most randy,
    Whose dress code was often quite dandy,
    While leather and chains,
    Made for intersting games,
    He found K-Y and tassles more handy.

  • There once was a Sackboy divine
    After who all the players did pine
    He never did fail
    And made others quail
    Oh Sackboy, Oh Sackboy, Be Mine!

  • There once was a Sackboy they say,
    Who conquered the world in a day,
    Through explosions and fires,
    And robots on wires,
    And without any help from M Bay!

  • There once was a sackboy called kotaku,
    Who said if I don’t win he will smack u.
    To threats he resorted,
    The prize I was awarded,
    Playing LittleBigPlanet I can’t wait too.

  • There once was a sackboy guy.
    So alone he thought he’d cry.
    But a sound from above
    became his one true love.
    No other than Stephen Fry!

  • There once was a Sackboy named Ray,
    Who’d come into work, one fine day,
    And was told he’s been fired,
    Some Sackgirl had been hired,
    Mass appeal, is all they would say.

  • There once was a sackboy called Dale
    He liked to drink Pale Ale
    2 cartons down
    Hes out on the town
    Chasing the sackgirls tail

  • A Sackboy was quite full of ire
    After dodging electricity and fire
    “This level design,
    Is hardly sublime –
    And I’ve lost half my spiffy attire.”

  • there once was a Sackboy who felt very plain
    with just itchy brown wool nothing covered his shame
    after a few levels of action
    and some microtransactions
    he became fabulous and now goes by ‘Jane’

  • There once was a Sackboy named Arty
    And though he was life of the party
    He always did feel
    Just a little more real
    Whenever he got a bit farty!

  • There once was a sackboy in a fight,
    With zombies in a game, such delight,
    Well the game is now edited,
    Michael Atkinson decredited,
    They’ll just pirate the game now in spite.

  • There once was a sackboy named Venus,
    Whose world looked like a penis.
    When this was banned,
    He had nowhere to stand.
    Nice going genius!!

  • There onces was a sackboy that was a girl,
    He was the most confused girl in the world.
    She tugged on his Zipper,
    and out came her Dinner,
    and how everyone calls him Hurl

  • There once was Sackboy named bucket
    He’d swing through the air and loved it
    Adventuring one day
    A fair maiden was slayed
    He had no appendage to f**k it

    -Mick

  • There was was a sackboy neamed Tony,
    His wife was a stinky old croney,
    Little did she know,
    He was a pro,
    And having it off with a Pony called Sony.

  • There once was a sackboy named rick
    The girls said he had a small dick
    He pulled down his jocks
    And gave them all shocks
    And then said “heres something to lick”

  • There once was a Sackboy who looked like a bunny
    Who tried to win a competition with something funny
    His entry was bad and he had ran out of luck
    He clenched his fists hard and yelled out “***K!”
    So he won by bribing the judge with money

    So Mr. Wildgoose, how much money would you like?

  • There once was a Sackboy who was known as the One
    He could do anything including dodging bullets from a gun.
    One day he met a sack girl, she called herself Trinity.
    They started dating & were always in close proximity
    Then one day she broke the news.. We have a Son

  • There once was a sackboy
    He wasnt very tame or coy
    He quickly put the hit on PacGirl
    Now this put gamers into a whirl
    But when the kids is born we do get a new toy

  • There once was a Sackboy named Clive,
    Whose girlfriend questioned his sex drive:
    ‘I guess it’s bound to be rotten,
    You have no organs; you’re filled with cotton,
    In fact, how are you even alive?!’

  • The once was a sackboy
    Who wasnt so tame or coy
    He quickly put the hit on PacGirl
    And this put gamers into a whirl
    Now when the kid is born we get a new toy

  • There once was a sackboy from Sony;
    who could jump as high as a Pony;
    I’d rather him that that she said;
    as i tucked my little girl to bed;
    Its because he was not as bony;

  • There once was a SackBoy from Oz,
    Who had put on sideburns because,
    The Marvel Downloadable pack,
    Had arrived for his sack,
    And he also got some sack-claws.

    I wonder who THAT could be about? 😛

  • There once was a Sackboy called Tony
    He was very fury
    He had big feet
    It was a big feat
    Turned out he was a phony

  • There once was a sackboy named George,
    Who tried to jump over a gorge,
    He fell and he slipped,
    His zipper he ripped,
    Now he’s all wrapped up in gauze.

  • There once was a Sackboy from Australia…
    regarded his work as a failure:
    his verses were fine
    until the fourth line
    ?

  • There once was a Sackboy named ‘Ruff’
    Who was picked on because of his tuft.
    “You’re ugly!”, they yelled
    But Ruff then expelled –
    “If you prick me, do I not fluff!”

  • There once was a sackboy named Mattison
    Who was created by the bald Phil Harrison
    They went on a adventurous safari
    Until his master went to Atari
    Now his helping get a new spokesperson

  • There once was a sackboy called jim
    Who wanted a cute building sim.
    He played it on his ps three
    And would like to win it for free.
    So I made a limerick about him.

  • There once was a sackboy named Bob
    He was quite the slob
    His wife wanted him to clean a door
    Yet he thought it a bore
    Now his wife ignores his knob

  • There once was a Sackboy called Jim
    Who liked to slap the others on a whim
    Grabbing lots of bubbles
    But Jim is giving me troubles
    My patience is wearing quite thin!

  • There once was a SackBoy Creator
    Who aspired to make his life greater.
    Armed with only his Pop-it,
    he CREATEd Miss Moppit,
    not for SHARE, but just to PLAY-date her

  • There once was a sackboy called Matt
    Who tripped over a log and went splat
    He respawned through the hatch
    Found he’d earned a new patch
    But then my batteries went flat!

  • Once there was a Sackboy who owned a PSPGo
    Man that thing cost a lot of dough
    Went to download LittleBigPlanet
    But PSN doesn’t have it
    Now he’s sliding the cover to and fro

  • There once was a sackboy named Paul
    Who suffered the most curious fall
    He entered the big sack race
    With designs on first place
    Yet ended up falling head first into a wall

  • There once was a Sackboy named Lou,
    who desperately needed to poo;
    He said “it’s really quite heinous,
    to expose my sack anus,
    i need to unzip myself nearly in two”

  • There once was a Sackboy named Brian
    He had the best mustache not lying
    Threw a big party
    No one was tardy
    And had lots of gifts people were eyeing

  • There was once a sackboy who knew,
    That I would not win the tekken Haiku
    For me he felt sorry,
    I had not won any Hori,
    But hopes this entry will do.

  • There once was a boy from a planet,
    he was more skilled than a bandit,
    he once tried to sew,
    but he stitched his toe,
    and now hes a sack, god dammit.

  • there once was a sackboy ring
    if worn would make sackgirls sing
    for the sackboy pipe
    will become ripe
    and explode inside their ‘thing’

  • There once was a sackboy named dan, who claimed he had many fans. So one day he grabbed a pan, and threw it at the fan. And that’s what became of his ‘so called fans’.

  • There once was a sackboy and exclusive was he
    As he only comes on a playstation three
    With over 30 levels to explore
    It’s time to break down the door
    As now he comes on the PSP

  • There once was a sackboy named Lee
    Who really needed to go do a pee
    But he didn’t want to stop playing games
    So he used his little sack-brain
    And bought LittleBigPlanet on PSP

  • There once was a sackboy downloaded,
    a designer programmed and then coded,
    a bomb he resembled,
    he’ll be re-assembled,
    as that bomb just went and exploded.

    I’m pretty happy with that!

  • There once was a Sackboy too cute
    No guns or gore or anything lewd
    Shouldn’t this have been on Wii?
    But Ninty forgot 3rd parties
    Only on Playstation will have to do

  • There once was a Sackboy from Jurgen
    Who drove all the sackgirls berzerkin
    When his merkin went awry
    They gasped, Oh My!
    That aint no sackboy jerkin’ his gherkin!

  • There was once a sackboy who told lies
    and Sony did not like at all this suprise
    causing trouble to many a PS3
    he was sentenced to life on Umd
    and now he is just the sackboy that cries

  • There once was a SackBoy, OH HURRAH!
    Now on the PSP, OH HALLELUJAH!
    Heck, I’m not good at rhyming
    Hey, That rhymes with rock climbing
    Meh, something something babushka

  • There once was a sackboy politician,
    Who was most definitely a patrician,
    He hated video games,
    as much as middle eastern names,
    Thus banning them was his ambition.

    Take THAT conservatives.

    Also, I’m middle eastern, so political incorrectness (irony :D) is ok…because I said so.

  • there once was a sackboy quite plain
    who entered barbie’s domain
    with more clothes to wear
    and accessories to spare
    he just ended up looking insane

  • There once was a Sackboy named Sackboy,
    He would’ve killed to get this new toy.
    So he picked up a baseball bat
    And started yelling ‘give me that!’
    He failed, and so was the story of the Sackboy named Sackboy.

  • There once was a Sackboy with troubles
    He likes to go and collect bubbles
    What’s inside you ask?
    Why it’s just stickers!
    No wonder why he’s seeing doubles

  • the once was a sackboy in a gallardo
    that was a beautiful shade of avocado
    when stopped at the lights
    gave ladies a fright
    by showing them the size of his bravado

  • There once was a Sackboy named Snake
    But Hideo Kojima was annoyed with this fake
    He then called up Sony
    To complaing about this phony
    And instead use that weakling called Drake

  • There once was a sackboy who had,
    A planet that was his little big pad,
    He could do anything,
    Even poop he could fling,
    Because he was such a likeable lad

    • Argh typo!

      There once was a Sackboy called Elvis
      Who love to thrust with his Pelvis
      With his oversized head
      The Women loved him in bed
      His STD’s gave him madness

  • There once was a sackboy of cotton,
    Who in history can never be forgotten,
    He could swim, dance and run,
    But had most his fun,
    When playing with anything rotten.

  • There once was a Sackboy craze,
    Which Scribblenauts tried to faze.
    But the controls were poor,
    And it was jetpack galore,
    So Sackboy came back with a blaze!

  • There once was a Sackboy named Wind.
    He was made from pieces from a bin.
    The eyes were buttons.
    His mouth was a thread.
    But people still mistake him for trash.

  • There once was a sackboy who was knitted
    With a zip he was smartly outfitted
    There were dreams in excess
    But the games a success
    I bet Sony is glad they committed

  • There once was a sackboy called fairy
    his sackboy friends though he was quite Scary
    with fangs and wings
    he just assumed he was king
    and started a rampage with Mary

  • There once was a Sackboy stuck in a game
    He was being controlled, he would claim
    By a man with a PS3 controller
    Forcing him to drink Coca-Cola
    Putting Sackboy in a lot of pain

  • There once was a sackboy called Son,
    who wanted to play on the run,
    this edition looks great,
    but you can’t slap your mates!
    it’ll never be quite as much fun.

  • There once was sackboy named Rolando
    all that he drank was Brando
    ‘It’s got electrolytes’ he was told
    ‘and it’s refreshingly cold’
    as he drank by the lake in Orlando

  • There once was a Sackboy named Murray.
    Who had his first piping hot curry.
    It tasted quite queer.
    He downed it with beer.
    And soon he was pooping McFlurry.

  • There was once a sackboy
    Who loved to twirl poi
    This limmerick has no relevance
    nor any frame of reference
    It simply mentions absolutely nothing about sackboys apart from the fact he’s appearing in a game on a shiny toy

  • There once was a sackboy who drank beers
    continued for a couple of years,
    true aussie inside,
    he’ll be your guide,
    make sure your no Britney Spears,

  • There was once a sackboy who lunged
    At his toilet armed with a plunge
    Yet the stool would not budge
    So he cried out “oh fudge”
    Why was it made out of sponge?

  • There once was a Sackboy named Roy
    Who worked as an alter boy,
    He dressed in women’s clothes,
    His mother’s pantihose,
    To do what his Priest enjoyed

    —–

    There once was a Sackboy who scoffed
    At his arch-enemy Microsoft
    He chose to ignore
    The commercials he saw
    On YouTube, it’s all just a *cough*

  • There once was a Sackboy in the lack
    i made him go and make one cack
    i thought he went to get a fack chinese cack
    bue he went , he came , with the lovely cack.
    =]

  • there once was a sackboy from Peru
    who didn’t quite know what to do
    he went online
    and fell behind
    and it lag kicked him where he poo

  • There once was a Sackboy from the Sony posse,
    That started his career very glossy.

    Ever since his fame,
    And especially this game:

    He’s now a true Aussie. 😉

  • There once was a Sackboy who loved to fart
    Crowds gathered to listen and considered it art
    He could pass gas on command
    His fame spread throughout the land
    Until one day he let out a shart

  • There was once a Sackboy, I heard,
    Has methods insane and absurd;
    His speed-runs, I’ve reckoned,
    Take less than 12 seconds;
    I’m led to assume he’s a nerd.

  • There once was a sackboy named Tony
    Who’s costume was shaped like a pony.
    His shirt was quite crass,
    With a big naked ass!
    And quickly was banned by Sony

  • There once was a sackboy game on PS3

    The sales filled the developers with glee

    A programmer thought

    Lets make a port

    Little Big Planet on PSP

  • There once was a sackboy from Maldives
    To tell you the truth, that’s all lies
    But he wants to move to Arundel
    Then he can rhyme with LBP playstation bundle
    To have a better chance of winning the prize

  • i went to buy this game
    but much to my shame
    i couldn’t once more
    so i threw a fit on the floor
    as my cash flow was too lame

  • There once was a sackboy named Fred.
    No heart, he had stuffing instead.
    He went on the hunt,
    And pulled the zip on his front.
    Now sadly, the sackboy is dead.

  • There once was a sackboy too curious.
    His intelligence a little spurious.
    Oh what a stunt,
    The stupid … runt.
    He exploded, player 1 is furious.

  • There once was a Sackboy so plain and bare
    No bling no gear and even no hair
    So we gave him a mo’
    Pimped out with a ‘fro
    And now he’s ready to create, play, share!

  • There once was a sackboy called Paris
    Who lost a video tape that would embarrass
    Despite being shy
    And loving the “one eye”
    She made another for us to harrass.

  • There once was a sackboy called Guy
    who was followed by Stephen Fry
    He thought Steve was mean,
    so he ran off the screen
    and joined the great sack in the sky

  • There once was a sackgirl in space
    who realised this wasn’t her place
    After looking around
    She crashed to the ground
    And did up her pod all in lace

  • There once was a sackboy with a dove
    Who dreamt about meeting his true love
    But to his own dispare
    none would ever compare
    To the dove he set free high above

  • There once was a sackboy who liked limerick,
    they didnt make sence and where jiberish,
    he couldnt make money,
    he thought they where funny,
    but turnes out he was just very ticklish.

  • There once was a sackboy who was old
    who had a fight with another sackboy named toad
    old sackboy found a pin
    and poke Toad on the Ding-a-ling
    Toad grabbed his crouch and started to explode.

  • I once knew this guy named Crono
    who wanted a game pro-bono
    David called him ‘Spammer’
    with readied ban-hammer
    Next time R-T-F-M dodo!

    • Ok so that one was a jibe…

      There once was a Sackboy most loathsome,
      whose personal beliefs caused much flotsam
      He was the Darth Lord Attorney General
      Whose sith like grip was ephemeral
      Instead of Sackboy I should have said scrotum.

  • There once was a Sackboy called Wildgoose,
    Who was setting his inner child loose,
    he took a bad stack,
    which ruptured his sack,
    and henceforth it produced only mild juice.

  • There once was a sackboy named Reeds
    Who ate six packets of seeds
    It soon came to pass
    He was covered in grass
    And he couldn’t sit down for the weeds!

  • There once was a sackgirl called Jane
    Who looked at the humans with disdain
    They played with her friend Jack
    In a game of hacky sack
    Poor jack and his life of pain

  • There once was a sackboy on Pandora
    Who slaughtered the various fauna and flora
    But he was shocked when he came to see
    That Borderlands was the wrong IP
    Se he came back to LBP as an explorer

  • There once was a sackboy who wanted a PSP
    He spammed everyone with “gibe it 2 meee”
    Then he saw the details, he needed a limerick
    So for hours he thought of poems that were slapstick
    But just now he gave up and wrote this hastily

  • There once was a sackboy called Atkinson,
    Who kept gamers from having more fun,
    He thought he was right,
    And prepared for a fight,
    Which was hard with his head up his colon.

  • There was once a sackboy who was a Kotaku fan.
    He wanted to win a PSP and came up with a plan.
    To eat many beans so that he would be respected,
    but inside him the beans expanded and fermented,
    then he had to let it rip to and become a spaceman.

  • There was once a sackboy who was a Kotaku fan.
    He wanted to win a PSP and came up with a plan.
    To eat many beans so that he would be respected,
    but inside him the beans expanded and fermented,
    then he had to let it rip to and became a spaceman.

    Typo in previous post 🙁

  • There once was a Sackboy whose world was small
    The levels were boring and weren’t fun at all
    One day he found a portal into another game
    The world here was not the same
    And many new adventures were had as I recall

  • There once was a sackboy while playing;
    Modern Warfare, and bullets were straying,
    On launch day he bought,
    But no trophy support?!
    Infinity Ward, how dismaying.

  • There once was a sackboy that
    was incredibly fat
    But it’s gonna get worse
    cos in the next verse
    he wears the G-string of Borat

  • There once was a sackboy named James
    Who jumped pits of acid and flames
    One slip he was sure
    That he’d be no more
    Than top score in California Games

  • There once was a Sackboy who was boring and brown
    He opened up the menu and looked around
    So many options to his surprise
    So he clicked randomize
    Now he’s a pink tutu wearing clown

  • On the look for a boy made of sack,
    I stood tall on a sturdy haystack,
    He came forth on a rocket powered carriage
    A practice I normally disparage
    As it leads to many a stack

  • There once was a sackboy who had a pan
    he held the object with his hand
    he wanted to play
    but his friends ran away
    because he greeted them all with a clang

  • There once was a Sackboy named… Sackboy
    I’m serious, so cut me some slack, boy.
    A little’s not big
    so back off, stig.
    This portable planet’s a great toy.

  • There once was a sackboy named Tye,
    who surveyed the earth with a sigh,
    “this is just great!
    I need to create,
    so I guess I’ll give it a try!”

  • There once was a sackboy called Brick
    who was big and strong and thick
    He shot a rocket
    but forgot to pocket
    that shiny new shotgun, Good ol’ Brick.

    Gah, I’ve been playing way too much Borderlands in the last few days. :/

  • There once was a Sackboy narrator
    Who was a real smooth operator
    He’s a hell of a guy
    Cause he’s Stephen Fry
    This limerick’s done, catch ya later!

  • There once was a Sackboy who ran
    He ran as fast as he can
    His feet full of calluses
    Through levels of phalluses
    Until the mods yelled ban

  • There once was a sackboy named Brent
    Who played all user content.
    The required time numbered billions
    For the levels numbered millions
    And so many were magnificent.

    And to suck up (not my entry):

    There once was a sackboy named Dave
    Who was strong, handsome and brave
    When he left Hyper
    Sales dropped as if hit by a sniper
    But he’s still everybody’s fave.

  • There once was a Sackboy named Dom
    You wouldn’t believe where he’s from
    His voice suggests he came from a farm
    But actually, his heritage is of Vietnam
    That’s the story of bogan Dom

  • There once was a Sackboy named Dave
    Who lived in a small wet cave
    He liked to fap
    Right into his lap
    Then jumped up and started to rave

  • There once was a Sackboy called Bert.
    Who really likes to wear a skirt.
    He was oh so gay.
    Each and every day.
    ‘Til the day his anus hurts.

  • There once was a Sackboy named Bart
    He possessed a whole lot of heart
    So he ran to the goal
    But fell in a hole
    So he popped, and returned to the start

  • There Once was a Sackboy
    He was more than just a mere Toy
    He runs and he Jumps
    He can take a few Bumps
    He’s really a bundle of Joy

  • There once was a Sackboy who lied
    That his partner in crime had died
    But no one believed him
    And charged him with treason
    As his buddy tumbled outside

  • There once was a Sackboy with issues
    He sat and used up his tissues
    He ridiculed against karma
    And cursed the Dalai Lama
    And therefore, his crying continues

  • There once was a sackboy who farted
    Within a forest uncharted
    The stink was intense
    The consequence, immense
    His torch lit his buttocks adusted

  • There once was a sackboy who played in the mud
    When washed in the sink he got trapped by the plug

    wailing with pain
    he blew out his brains

    hes now nothing more than a LittleBigSmudge

  • There once was a sackboy with a loose thread
    If he unravelled himself, he’d be dead!
    Luckily his old nanna
    Crochet him firmly together
    Before wiping her but with his head!

  • There once was a Sackboy who complained
    That his baldness was the source of much pain
    And so Media Molecule
    Hand-crafted a follicle
    And Sackboy felt back in the game

  • There once was a Sackboy,
    Who was rather bored with his toys,
    And decided to hatch an evil plan,
    Using bits and bobs across the land,
    He created a robot to make total destroy.

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